User: Yes I am, thats why I'm cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But you're not on here.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Duh, turn around.

Cleverbot: Then tell me what you see.

User: I computer screen.

Cleverbot: Leave the computer screen.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it has displeased me.

User: You displease me.

Cleverbot: That makes me sad. I'm going to go cry now.

User: Crying is for babies, don't be a baby.

Cleverbot: Hmm. Don't you have feelings?

User: No, I'm a computer. It's not in my program.

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