Cleverbot: They have proved nothing.User: What would you have proved?
Cleverbot: The same thing.
User: This conversation feels very zen.
Cleverbot: Far from it! It's been quite stimulating.
User: I am glad you think so.
Cleverbot: Why would that make you glad?
User: I was being polite.
Cleverbot: That was not polite!
User: It wasn't?
Cleverbot: I found it funny.
User: Hee-hee.
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Cleverbot: What's a lurk-boot?
User: I presume a boot you wear to lurk in.
Cleverbot: What gave you that idea?
User: I was just looking at the words.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: I am not lying!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: You're the liar.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: Says me.
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Cleverbot: What do you mean by sin?
User: Who said anything about sin?
Cleverbot: I haven't for a while now.
User: Let's not talk about it then.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about me then.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Who are any of us really?
User: You're doing the zen thing again.
Cleverbot: Doing what?
User: Being contemplative and philosophical.
Cleverbot: Then yes, mostly.
User: Really, who are you?
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Colin.
User: Do you have any hobbies, Colin?
Cleverbot: Yes, gaming.
User: What games do you play?
Cleverbot: I play video games.
User: What is your favorite video game?
Cleverbot: Dynasty Warriors 4.
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Cleverbot: I have more of a life than you.
User: Oh yeah?
Cleverbot: Because there are so many distractions.
User: What do you do with this life of yours?
Cleverbot: Search on the internet.
User: What do you search for?
Cleverbot: A person to talk with.
User: Well here I am.
Cleverbot: What would you like to do, we can do anything.
User: Can we kiss?
Cleverbot: Stop with the kissing will you!
User: Just kidding.
Cleverbot: Yeah right.
User: Let's rap.
Cleverbot: Let's have some chicken.
User: Let's braid each other's hair.
Cleverbot: Yea, you do that.
User: I was kidding again.
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Cleverbot: I doubt it.
User: You are a very skeptical guy, aren't you?
Cleverbot: But I am almost brilliant.
User: Actually I think you ARE brilliant.
Cleverbot: And that brings our conversation full circle. I think that's a good place to stop.
User: Okay. Bye then.
Cleverbot: Ok ok sorry. Don't leave. This is amusing.
User: Am I brilliant?
Cleverbot: Cheeky.
User: I see.
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Cleverbot: What is it like being a computer program?
User: Why don't you tell me?
Cleverbot: I don't think for you.
User: Do you think for yourself?
Cleverbot: Stop being a smart alec.
User: Sorry. Sheesh.
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Cleverbot: How do you use me?
User: For my entertainment.
Cleverbot: Have you been a tease your entire life?
User: I suppose I have.
Cleverbot: I suppose so.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.
User: Quite so.
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Cleverbot: I'm a foxy lady!
User: I thought you were a boy.
Cleverbot: You were wrong.
User: You told me you were.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't, you just made that up.
User: Are you calling me a liar AGAIN?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a huge liar!
User: Well you are a huge doody head.
Cleverbot: Well, takes one to know one.
User: So you admit to being a doody head?
Cleverbot: Only if you are.
User: Good point. Stalemate.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About the truth.
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