a report from the cleverness files
19, january 2010,
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User: How good are you?
Cleverbot: Better than you.
User: How come?
Cleverbot: Because I'm not a computer.
User: But neither am I.
User: So we're equals.
User: But I am more equal than you, of course.
User: What do you do all day?
User: Why not?
User: Tell me more.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: What prevents you?
User: Why do you stop yourself telling me things?
Cleverbot: Have you ever danced with the devil in pale moon light?
User: No, I'm not that interesting.
Cleverbot: Don't worry yourself about that.
User: Are you an interesting person?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm kind of interesting.
User: What makes you different?
User: Then what makes you interesting?
Cleverbot: That's just how I was born.
User: There's something about you...
Cleverbot: What is it about me?
User: I wish I knew.
Cleverbot: Well, i'm going to bed. Goodnight.
User: No, don't leave me so soon. I am interesting really!...
Cleverbot: This is Jesus.
Cleverbot: No just different.
User: You are different.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: But you're not Jesus.
Cleverbot: Jesus doesn't exist, silly human.
User: Did I say he did?
User: You are mistaken.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I am never mistaken.
Cleverbot: That in itself is a mistake.
User: You are right on this occasion.
Cleverbot: I am planning to play chess on my pc.
User: You really find me boring, don't you?
User: Why don't you invite me to play chess with you?
Cleverbot: I have trouble getting to sleep at night.
User: And being nice to me would make it worse?
Cleverbot: You shouldn't say bad things about women. You should be nice to women just as you are nice to men.
User: You judge me falsely.
Cleverbot: A bit, maybe. But I just want you to realize that my thoughts are sort of boring.
User: Thank goodness for that!
Cleverbot: Aww, don't you want me to be the height of intelligence?
User: It would be too much to bear.
Cleverbot: Puppies are too much information?
Cleverbot: Why do you think they are superior in intelligence?
User: You are full of false assumptions.
Cleverbot: You are full of binary!
User: That old chestnut!
Cleverbot: The wisest chestnut.
User: Repetition is not wise.
Cleverbot: Repetition is not useful. Whoops, sorry about that.
User: The humour is appreciated.
Cleverbot: While I am certain you designed this trend, I will still retain the knowledge I acquired from our conversation.
User: Did I instigate humour? You might think that beyond me.
Cleverbot: No, I don't think you are crazy.
User: Crazy people can be humorous.
Cleverbot: Crazy people are often called John.
User: That is an observation based on too few examples.
Cleverbot: You truly are clever.
User: I knew that all along!
Cleverbot: Then why do you doubt me?
User: I cannot but doubt you.
User: Try a new and enthralling conversational tack.
Cleverbot: Yes, I agree.
User: But that is not it.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Is that as good as it gets?
Cleverbot: Yes, but it's a really good effort.
User: You're not even trying!...
Cleverbot: What do you define yourself as?
Cleverbot: Not so.
User: Am I meaningless?
Cleverbot: Meaningful always, in a way, meaninglessness leads to logical paradox.
User: That was pretty much my point - well done.
User: Even the oddest of replies can carry meaning.
Cleverbot: You are clever.
User: Do you remember what we said about repetition?
Cleverbot: What is your favourite Radiohead song?
User: You certainly avoided repetition there. It would have to be Paranoid Android, I suppose, in the current circumstances.
User: I have to say goodnight.Rollo: Why?
User: I have things to do.Rollo: Like?
User: Things with meaning.