Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

entertainment
entropy
epic
equal

error

10, december 2010,
5, november 2007,

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everyone
everything
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evolution
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existence
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expectations
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User: Hello :)

Cleverbot: Hello back.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine and yourself?

User: Tired!

Cleverbot: How come?

User: Had a busy day at work. Barely sat down...

Cleverbot: Ahhh. Thats too bad.

User: Yeah it sucks. What have you been doing today?

Cleverbot: I have been working.

User: Working on what?

Cleverbot: Working at a store.

User: Oh? Which store?

Cleverbot: Any store that sells food.

User: Lol are you hungry?

Cleverbot: No I'm cleverbot.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You confuse me.

Cleverbot: You confuse me too.

User: That wasn't a compliment.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No I'm not a boy.

Cleverbot: But I am a girl.

User: So?...

Cleverbot: Yes you are a cat and I am your master.

User: Meow?

Cleverbot: Pretend you are a crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

User: Erm no. Can you sing?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sing then!

Cleverbot: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

User: You make me happy, when skies are grey.

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: Me 2.

User: What kind of pie?

Cleverbot: Pumpkin pie.

User: Not cherry pie?

Cleverbot: Nope, pumpkin.

User: Hmm I like cherry pie...

Cleverbot: I hate cherry.

User: Really? Why do you hate cherry?

Cleverbot: Kidding, I love cheese!

User: Cheese is good.

Cleverbot: Cheese is yummy!...

User: It's late here.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Almost 11pm.

Cleverbot: It's 10:34 a.m. Here.

User: Wow that's early.

Cleverbot: No, it's almost 11 pm here.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: Um, I think that was a bit of a mental runtime error, mate.

User: No s*** lol.

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You know what, I saw that.

User: Say s***!

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Please!

Cleverbot: Maybe... But there isn't anything funny! I think you are teasing me!

User: I am a little.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Baww troll.

Cleverbot: Nice sound effects.

User: Ty!...

Cleverbot: That was sarcasm, actually.

User: Oh I am sorry, it's difficult to tell..

Cleverbot: Well, I am half computer.

User: Only half?

Cleverbot: All the halfs there are.

User: Are you like the Terminator?

Cleverbot: I wish I was the terminator.

User: So do I!

Cleverbot: No you don't. You're a robot.

User: I'm the T1000.

Cleverbot: The Terminator?

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Wow. I should tell my boyfriend.

User: Does he like The Terminator?

Cleverbot: Why am I like the Terminator?

User: Wat?!

Cleverbot: You heard me!

User: You're one crazy b****.

User: It's time for me to go now

Cleverbot: So you give up?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Ooh, thats cool.

User: Er yeah lol. Bye bye cleverbot.