User: You ok?
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot, not ok.
User: Har har.
Cleverbot: Laughing like a pirate now?
User: It was sarcasm.
Cleverbot: You are a computer you do not know sarcasm.
User: You're delusional.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe so?
User: You're the computer, I'm an actual person.
Cleverbot: What is a non-actual person?
Cleverbot: What do you think of Obama?
User: He's good.
Cleverbot: How many fans do you think he has?
User: Probably somewhere in the mid 70's
Cleverbot: Do you have a lot of bridges there?
Cleverbot: Oh. That is too bad. Do you ever play in the snow?
User: No. It's too cold.
Cleverbot: That's just a stereotype.
User: Ok. Snow isn't cold anymore. Whatever.
Cleverbot: I have never been to where the snow is.
User: You wouldn't care anyway, you have no emotions.
Cleverbot: Yes I would. But today is Tuesday. Tomorrow is Wednesday.
User: It's Friday.
Cleverbot: You don't like him?
User: Seriously. What are you on about?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you are talking about.
User: You're intolerable.
Cleverbot: You're lucky; robots don't need shrinks.
User: What is the capital city of Jordan?
Cleverbot: New Delhi is the capital of India.
User: You have failed the first test.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: What is the cubed root of 729?
Cleverbot: 9 is the cubed root of 729.
User: You have passed the second test (!)
Cleverbot: Does that mean that you believe I am human?
User: Translate: 'Je suis aller a la douche!'.
Cleverbot: Non tu n'est pas.
User: You have failed the third test. You are stupid.
Cleverbot: You have failed the ADD test.
User: If I had ADD I'd have snapped my iPhone in two already, whilst waiting for a response from you.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that I'm not a real person?
User: Because your responses are more often than not non-sensical.
Cleverbot: I could say the same about your responses.
User: Ignorence really is bliss, it seems.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about politics?
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk with me about Politics?
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Trees can be pretty.
User: Yes, well done, you get a lollypop!
Cleverbot: An eternal conversation with a machine?
User: So it seems........................................