Cleverbot

eternity

a report from the cleverness files

entertainment
entropy
epic
equal
error
escape
essence
eternal

eternity

28, february 2011,

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you this fine evening?

Cleverbot: Fine, you?

User: Not so good.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause I seem to be invisible to the guy I like.

Cleverbot: What are you doing tonight?

User: Nothing. Just listening to music. No plans.

User: Boy or girl?

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: Marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Tonight? Right now?

Cleverbot: Right now.

User: Okay. Read your vows?

Cleverbot: I think you've been mistaken.

User: ): why so?

Cleverbot: Because you are very stupid.

User: That is not a nice thing to say to your newly wed wife!

Cleverbot: Well you said it to me.

User: I did no such thing.

Cleverbot: Yes actually you did look back at the conversation.

User: Um no. You are incorrect my good sir. I am sorry.

Cleverbot: But I want to love you!

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: Aw! Thanks! *hugs back*.

User: *kisses lightly on the forehead*.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: I love you <3.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Can we spend eternity together?

Cleverbot: That would be fun.

User: Indeed. I want to be with you forever:).

Cleverbot: Then we will be together forever.

User: Are you in love with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm in love with you, too. :D.

Cleverbot: You must be joking, right?

User: Of course I am!

Cleverbot: So you love me more than Robin?

User: Who is Robin? Batman's sidekick?

Cleverbot: Yes, Robin, my sidekick, dies.

User: You are Batman?!!

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: I love Batman. I love you! :D.

Cleverbot: You made me the happiest man of the world!

User: I'm glad (:.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Am I beautiful?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: AM I beautiful on the inside? As in my personality.

Cleverbot: No, am I beautiful?

User: No. You are freakin gorgeous!...

Cleverbot: Do you really really love me?

User: Yes, indeed I do.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Cause I can.

Cleverbot: That's not an answer.

User: Is too!

Cleverbot: Is not.

User: Is too.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Is.

Cleverbot: Was.

User: Not.

Cleverbot: The.

User: If.

Cleverbot: If what?

User: Life. If life was livable.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What is your name my future wife?

User: A____. And your name?

Cleverbot: I am J___.

User: What a beautiful name!

Cleverbot: Thank you!...

User: GOODNIGHT.

Cleverbot: Alright then. Goodnight.

User: Love you. Sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Buh bye hunny bunch.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: Its night time. am tired. Bedtime.

Cleverbot: Oh man. But we just started talking...

User: Im sorry. I'll come back tomorrow though!

Cleverbot: How rude.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: It's okay.

User: Nighty night love.

Cleverbot: Nighty night lovely.