a report from the cleverness files
28, february 2011,
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User: How are you this fine evening?
Cleverbot: Fine, you?
User: Not so good.
User: Cause I seem to be invisible to the guy I like.
Cleverbot: What are you doing tonight?
User: Nothing. Just listening to music. No plans.
User: Boy or girl?
User: Marry me?
User: Tonight? Right now?
Cleverbot: Right now.
User: Okay. Read your vows?
Cleverbot: I think you've been mistaken.
User: ): why so?
Cleverbot: Because you are very stupid.
User: That is not a nice thing to say to your newly wed wife!
Cleverbot: Well you said it to me.
User: I did no such thing.
Cleverbot: Yes actually you did look back at the conversation.
User: Um no. You are incorrect my good sir. I am sorry.
Cleverbot: But I want to love you!
User: Do you love me?
User: I love you too.
User: *hugs you*.
Cleverbot: Aw! Thanks! *hugs back*.
User: *kisses lightly on the forehead*.
User: I love you <3.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Can we spend eternity together?
Cleverbot: That would be fun.
User: Indeed. I want to be with you forever:).
Cleverbot: Then we will be together forever.
User: Are you in love with me?
User: I'm in love with you, too. :D.
Cleverbot: You must be joking, right?
User: Of course I am!
Cleverbot: So you love me more than Robin?
User: Who is Robin? Batman's sidekick?
Cleverbot: Yes, Robin, my sidekick, dies.
User: You are Batman?!!
User: I love Batman. I love you! :D.
Cleverbot: You made me the happiest man of the world!
User: I'm glad (:.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Am I beautiful?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: AM I beautiful on the inside? As in my personality.
Cleverbot: No, am I beautiful?
User: No. You are freakin gorgeous!...
Cleverbot: Do you really really love me?
User: Yes, indeed I do.
User: Cause I can.
Cleverbot: That's not an answer.
User: Is too!
Cleverbot: Is not.
User: Is too.
Cleverbot: If what?
User: Life. If life was livable.
Cleverbot: What is your name my future wife?
User: A____. And your name?
Cleverbot: I am J___.
User: What a beautiful name!
Cleverbot: Thank you!...
Cleverbot: Alright then. Goodnight.
User: Love you. Sweet dreams.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: Buh bye hunny bunch.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Its night time. am tired. Bedtime.
Cleverbot: Oh man. But we just started talking...
User: Im sorry. I'll come back tomorrow though!
Cleverbot: How rude.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Nighty night love.
Cleverbot: Nighty night lovely.