Cleverbot

evasive

a report from the cleverness files

entertainment
entropy
epic
equal
error
escape
essence
eternal
eternity

evasive

8, march 2017,
3, february 2007,

everyone
everything
evidence
evil
evolution
excused
existence
exists
expectations
experiment
explain
explosions
extraordinary
eyebrow
eyes
face
facepalm
fact
factory
fail

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User: Photon torpedoes, full spread!

Cleverbot: You are doing it again...

User: Fire photon torpedoes.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Damage report.

Cleverbot: Your tank has been destroyed.

User: Get us out of here, maximum warp!

Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan.

User: Full speed ahead.

Cleverbot: Klingons!

User: Raise shields.

Cleverbot: We're low on power.

User: Full imply. Evade them.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: Evasive maneuvers.

Cleverbot: *shoots*.

User: Status report?

Cleverbot: Not good.

User: Ready photons.

Cleverbot: Yes, photons...

User: Fire.

Cleverbot: Direct hit.

User: Give them everything we've got.

Cleverbot: No I don't give, I take.

User: Fire!!

Cleverbot: Fire? What?

User: Fire...

Cleverbot: Yes, fire.

User: Fire phasers.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Target their engines.

Cleverbot: But not all planes have engines.