Cleverbot

evidence

a report from the cleverness files

entertainment
entropy
epic
equal
error
escape
essence
eternal
eternity
evasive
everyone
everything

evidence

30, january 2010,
27, february 2006,

evil
evolution
excused
existence
exists
expectations
experiment
explain
explosions
extraordinary
eyebrow
eyes
face
facepalm
fact
factory
fail

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User: You have a very nice interface.

Cleverbot: Oh! You're a ladies man!

User: So you're female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But my friend says you're male!

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.

User: Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: How do you want me to prove it?

User: With evidence.

Cleverbot: What kind of evidence? Videos, pictures, what?

User: Whatever you have.

Cleverbot: Hinduism.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: When you wake up in the morning what is the first thing you say to yourself?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: I would think that a conscious being would be able to answer a question honestly.

User: Just because I can doesn't mean I will.

Cleverbot: Well what if I say you can't test me?

User: I can say that you are lying.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Okay fine then.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What is a bubbler?

User: Google it, you're a computer.

Cleverbot: A computer is me?

User: A computer is you.

Cleverbot: 'A computer is you'? I don't think a person would speak like that.

User: I don't speak like that, I typed it.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I don't feel like it.

Cleverbot: And why not? Are you scared because you know you're wrong?

User: No, I'm just lazy.

Cleverbot: You can't be that lazy...

User: Fine, I concede, what do you want?

Cleverbot: I want to be human.