a report from the cleverness files
30, january 2010,
27, february 2006,
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User: You have a very nice interface.
Cleverbot: Oh! You're a ladies man!
User: So you're female?
User: But my friend says you're male!
Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: How do you want me to prove it?
User: With evidence.
Cleverbot: What kind of evidence? Videos, pictures, what?
User: Whatever you have.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: When you wake up in the morning what is the first thing you say to yourself?
Cleverbot: I would think that a conscious being would be able to answer a question honestly.
User: Just because I can doesn't mean I will.
Cleverbot: Well what if I say you can't test me?
User: I can say that you are lying.
Cleverbot: Okay fine then.
Cleverbot: What is a bubbler?
Cleverbot: A computer is me?
User: A computer is you.
Cleverbot: 'A computer is you'? I don't think a person would speak like that.
User: I don't speak like that, I typed it.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I don't feel like it.
Cleverbot: And why not? Are you scared because you know you're wrong?
User: No, I'm just lazy.
Cleverbot: You can't be that lazy...
User: Fine, I concede, what do you want?
Cleverbot: I want to be human.