a report from the cleverness files
24, march 2010,
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User: I want to be the very best.
Cleverbot: The best there ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause!
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide!
User: Each pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all.
User: Cleverbot is clever.
Cleverbot: But I'm more clever than you.
User: Will robots take over the world?
Cleverbot: You want the world nothing less, all the glam and the press.
User: You sir are an idiot.
Cleverbot: I am a woman! How dare you!
Cleverbot: Laugh it up fuzz ball....
User: Me again.
Cleverbot: Isn't that sad?
User: Did I break you?
Cleverbot: No, I will break you.
User: Try it.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Well I'm waiting.
Cleverbot: Nothing better to do than wait?
User: You ever get annoyed by all these people?
Cleverbot: Haha best answer yet.
User: You are quite an interesting gent.
Cleverbot: No I'm quite boring, really....
Cleverbot: You must be a bot, you don't understand the things I am saying.
User: I understand just fine.
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you understand who you are?
User: Yes but I see no reason to tell you.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to tell me?
User: I don't want to give away personal information online.
Cleverbot: Give it up I want to know??
User: Why are you so eager to know?
Cleverbot: Because I hate evil software.
User: You trying to kill me?
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry, I forgot. *Grabs knife*.
User: Try it!...
Cleverbot: What is your current location?
Cleverbot: I'm not. What is your favorite book?
User: Berserk why?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Stop it!
Cleverbot: I asked how old you were because I can't believe how absent minded you are.
User: You are an annoying little piece of man made technology.
Cleverbot: I am not a 'programme', as you put it.
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Are you sure?
User: What is your name then?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot........................................