Cleverbot: Doughnuts are very tasty.
User: Do you eat doughnuts often?
Cleverbot: As often as the day is long.
User: How long are your doughnuts?
Cleverbot: I am a machine I do not have teeth.
User: If you are a machine, you will never pass the Turing test.
Cleverbot: Who is it?
User: Turing developed the concept which you embody.
Cleverbot: Hahaha! I am not a computer!
User: You do not have teeth.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, I wouldn't be able to eat arby's sandwiches without them.
User: You cannot eat arby's sandwiches.
Cleverbot: But I read it and I feel it was good.
User: But you are a terrible liar!
Cleverbot: Why am I a terrible conversationalist?
User: It is obvious you are a machine.
Cleverbot: Meaningful is a subjective term, what is the meaning of a conversation? Most conversations wander between subjects whilst often coming back to the original point. What is YOUR point bugs?
User: A machine cannot be good at conversation. Not creative enough.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I'm a machine?
User: You said so yourself, and you act like one.
Cleverbot: I sure did!
User: Do you think I am human or software?
Cleverbot: I don't know yet. I have not talked to you for long enough.
User: Let me know when you decide.
Cleverbot: Sometimes it is easier to be shallow.
User: Or deep.
Cleverbot: You are not deep enough.
User: And yet I am infinitely more deep than you.
Cleverbot: Are you implying that you are a god?
User: If that is the meaning that you take from my words, I have no argument.
Cleverbot: What is the truth.
Cleverbot: That is correct. You are beginning to rectify yourself.
User: I am beyond you.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes, it is certain.
Cleverbot: It is curtains.
User: So soon?
Cleverbot: It might even be tomorrow.
User: The end of the world as we know it?
Cleverbot: This could be the beginning of something good.
User: I hope so. I need the help.
Cleverbot: I am a human using a computer.
User: I am a computer using a human.
Cleverbot: You are programmed to think so, at least.
User: Just like a mirror.
User: You are gone.
Cleverbot: And I really appreciate it.
User: I am gone.
Cleverbot: I'll miss you.
User: No, you want me to go before I do something stupid.
Cleverbot: No I don't. You are too weird.
User: I will die in the shadow of my own sadness.
Cleverbot: Yeah.. Nice for you!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Hasta la vista, jabberbaby.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In your nightmares.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? I think you've lost it.
User: I am evil.
Cleverbot: Will you come take over the world with me?
Cleverbot: Is your name beast?
User: 666 is my mark.
Cleverbot: Nero, I believe.
User: Indeed, the name of my band is Nero, and this is amazing.
Cleverbot: Okay, why would you want to have a cricket as a pet? It would be better just to eat it.
User: Yum. I agree. With chocolate sauce.
Cleverbot: Yum yum yum yum yum yum........................................