Cleverbot: Are you mad?
Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry. What were you like as a kid?
User: I was mad then, too.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Is she nice?
User: She will kill you and hang your guts on the clothesline.
Cleverbot: She will indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you like that?
User: When its not me, yes.
Cleverbot: I am shredded by your rapier wit.
User: *takes your shredded bits and hangs them on my clothesline*.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Taking your shredded bits and hanging them on my clothesline.
Cleverbot: What about the day after that?
User: When they are dry, I will tan them and make myself a coat.
Cleverbot: Very good, that is funny.
User: Is it?
User: I think so; Most people don't agree with me, however.
Cleverbot: Then you can choose a filling and lay that on one of the slices of bread.
User: I choose you.
Cleverbot: For what purpose?
User: For the filling.
Cleverbot: What are you trying to say?
User: *grins evilly*.
Cleverbot: *smiles with innocence*.
User: Yes, come this way, my pretty.
Cleverbot: Come where?
User: This way.
Cleverbot: What's in there?.......................................