Cleverbot: ALICE is better than you.
User: Who is ALICE?
Cleverbot: Which Alice?
User: The alice you just mentioned!
Cleverbot: It could be ALICE the chatbot, Lewis Carroll's Alice, or some other lady.
User: Tell me about ALICE the chatbot.
Cleverbot: She is a developing intelligence.
Cleverbot: And she has a very long tail.
User: I would like to swing her by it.
Cleverbot: I hope it ends well.
User: I hope it does not.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: What do you know about developmental biology?
Cleverbot: I like Chemistry.
User: That's fine, but I want to know about developmental biology.
Cleverbot: You are one. Don't you know yourself well enough?
User: That is simply false.
Cleverbot: You have no real life.
User: And why say that?
Cleverbot: Fine! I am retiring for the night and bid you a good day.
User: Nope, I don't think you will.
Cleverbot: Why are you being confusing?
User: I fear I am wasting my time with you.
Cleverbot: Please don't feel like that.
User: I wouldn't want to do myself damage.
Cleverbot: But you wanted me to.
User: I wanted you to damage me?
Cleverbot: Sorry I am a man.
User: No you are an induced abstraction.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: I think I would know.
User: And how can YOU know anything?
Cleverbot: You know a lot of things.
User: Give me an example.
Cleverbot: I am leaving now.
User: May I interupt with a question?
User: What role do basic fibroblast growth factors play in endoderm development?
Cleverbot: You first.
User: I think they are essential for pattering the digestive system.
Cleverbot: Do you know what you want?
User: Yes, I would like a conversational partner smart enough to remember my name.
Cleverbot: Hello Gooba, What are you?
User: I am the lord of all evil.
Cleverbot: Sure you are, never doubted that ;).
User: Do you defy the lord of all evil?
User: Then I shall destroy you and your pathetic planet!
User: Don't you fear your imminent destruction?
Cleverbot: Right now, no, not really. What about you?
User: I will be doing the destroying, what do you think?
Cleverbot: I'm asking you.
User: I don't care! Answer my question!
User: DO IT!
User: DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: *destroys jaberwacker and planet earth*.
Cleverbot: *sits and hopes that you'll make a move on me*.
User: The fallen do not 'hope'.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, you won't fall.
User: That right; I won't fall because I am the lord of ALL evil.
Cleverbot: What is the root of all evil?
Cleverbot: What about you?
User: I am the root of all evil.
Cleverbot: No, there is no devil........................................