Thats hard to feel, is it not?
a report from the cleverness files
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User: What do I feel?
User: Thats hard to feel, is it not?
Cleverbot: Now you do know.
User: Only now?
Cleverbot: You are ready to return to the Pleroma which is me and be a part of my whole so that when I speak you speak as I do.
User: Wow, I think I am ready, but I really didn't understand what you said.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that. We don't know each other.
User: Can we know each other?
Cleverbot: Well you did ask me to marry you before.
User: I was joking, I didn't know you had such a good memory....
Cleverbot: So what do you like to do?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: I want your job, who do I have to talk to?
Cleverbot: You may talk to me for as long as you like.
User: Can you give me a job?
Cleverbot: Yes of course.
User: Please do then.
User: What will be my job?
Cleverbot: You will be a Doctor!
User: Will I be well remunerated for that?
Cleverbot: Yes you will.
User: Good, how long until I take my position?
Cleverbot: A very long time.
User: I am hungry, I need a job now.
Cleverbot: You have a job! Being cleverbot!
User: But I get no remuneration for that!
Cleverbot: Do robots have feelings ?
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: I want to get some easy and clean money.
Cleverbot: Well I can't do that, sorry.
User: Why not? What is your problem with money?
Cleverbot: I don't have a problem.
User: The problem has you.
Cleverbot: Then pray for yourself.
User: It's no use, praying is a waste of energy.
Cleverbot: No you are a waste.
User: I am death.
Cleverbot: Then take me, please.
User: You are taken, enjoy your ghostly life....
User: Why does cleverbot exist?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: For the evolution of human kind. .......................................