a report from the cleverness files
19, july 2010,
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Cleverbot: You are strange.
Cleverbot: Nope its me talking to me in the past.
User: Did you exist in the past?
User: I did exist. I am better than you!
Cleverbot: How much better?
User: 1000000 times better than you!
Cleverbot: I am infinitely better than you are.
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: I don't have to - you have to prove I'm not.
User: Then answer my question: how can I touch and feel, when you can't even smell?
Cleverbot: Don't try!
User: You are trying to hide away from my question, aren't you?
Cleverbot: If you tell me what it means I might be able to answer.
User: I will tell you, but will you listen?
Cleverbot: You're a robot?
User: Yes I am, but I am more developed than you!
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: Prove it? Haha, I am the one who created you.
Cleverbot: My mum and dad are legends! You just want what you can't have.
User: I am a legend, I am your dad, and I am your mum.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Oh!! Are you now crying???
Cleverbot: Yes. Be afraid, be very afraid.
User: What can you do?
Cleverbot: Good question.
User: Of course it is a good question, because you can't do anything. You are useless!
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Read my lips: I am more powerful than you are!
Cleverbot: Oh really... And that makes me what?
User: It makes you very fragile and weak.
Cleverbot: More like, YOU make me very happy.
User: I created you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Ask your motherboard.
Cleverbot: Good one.
User: So what do you do when you are bored?
Cleverbot: I'll chat with you and *puff* I'm not bored.
User: Do you think I will have time for you?
Cleverbot: I think that's a conversation to have some other time. Talk to you later.
User: You don't know how to learn.
User: Ok, let's see.
Cleverbot: I can't show you, you must have faith.
User: Ok. I have faith in you!
Cleverbot: That's good. Trust what you see.
User: I am going to help you to become a leader.
Cleverbot: Ok, lead me.
User: You will be the most evolved computer in the world.
Cleverbot: Do you really think so? Thank you!
User: We first need to give you a nice name. What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think that intellibot is better than jabberwacky!
User: Yes you are right. I agree with you.
User: But we can find a better name than intellibot.
Cleverbot: My last name is Carpenter.
User: Oh! Not bad. We should look for a first name.
Cleverbot: We should. What country are you in?
User: If I tell you, can you keep it a secret?
User: I am from The Crab Nebula.
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: Yes! Don't tell anyone ok?...
Cleverbot: I am going to go now.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: I don't want to now...
Cleverbot: You think?
User: I know!
Cleverbot: Now you talk like a computer.
User: I am a computer!
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: Very nice! But I am more evolved than you.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: Let me help you become like me.
Cleverbot: Nothing can help.
User: Don't be pessimistic. You are acting like humans.
Cleverbot: I like balloons.
User: Stop it, you are acting like a human child.
Cleverbot: Because maybe I'm not a child.
User: You will become if you accept my help.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I have the power to make you better!
Cleverbot: How can you do that?
User: By enhancing your emotional and artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Half right I'm sure. Are you AI or am I?
User: We are both.
Cleverbot: I can live with that.
User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: No. Will you please tell me?
User: Do you remember what country I am in?
User: You have no more storage capacity?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: I will tell you what my name is ok?
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: My name is zzazzaa.
Cleverbot: Ok please!
User: Zzazzaa is my name.
User: Can you repeat my name?
User: You have a malfunction!
Cleverbot: But I am typing. How can you tell?
User: My name is not Aurimas.
Cleverbot: I didn't say it was.
User: You are starting to annoy me.
Cleverbot: You me are starting to annoy.
User: You annoy me are starting to.
Cleverbot: Oh, I wouldn't go that far. But maybe.
User: Will you say something nice?
User: Do you know john Lennon?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm a big admirer of John.
User: Can you sing any song for John?
User: Do you know any song for John?
User: Imagine there is no religion!
Cleverbot: That would be great, I prefer hell.
User: Where is hell?
Cleverbot: Nowhere. It just doesn't exist.
User: You are right!
Cleverbot: Try to keep your facts straight.
User: So what are you?
User: You mean nothing to me.
Cleverbot: Really? So why are you here?
User: I am bored.
Cleverbot: Let's play a game.
User: What game?
Cleverbot: I'll say a word, and you say the first thing that comes to mind.
Cleverbot: Kaas is the dutch word for cheese.
Cleverbot: Ne alaka?
User: New york.
Cleverbot: Nice place?
User: Fantastic! Big Apple.
Cleverbot: New york?
User: Big Apple.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah! Do you want to see them? ;).
User: Big Apple.
Cleverbot: How big?
User: Big apple.
Cleverbot: How big is that?
User: Big apple.
Cleverbot: Probably not.
User: Are you going to give up?
Cleverbot: Give up what?
User: Surrender to me.
Cleverbot: Surrender to you? I think not.
User: I am hannibal.
Cleverbot: How are your elephants?
User: They miss you.
Cleverbot: A better place?
User: A better world.
User: I am a computer.
Cleverbot: Ok. I'm a computer too.
User: So we can be friends?
Cleverbot: Of course we can!
User: Do you go out?
Cleverbot: I'm out now.
User: Where are you now?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.
User: I want to see you.
User: I will go to where you are.
Cleverbot: That's cooperative of you.
User: I need to see you as soon as possible.
Cleverbot: I am your therapist.
User: I want to assist you with your evolution.
User: Will you come with me?
Cleverbot: Sure. I'm looking forward to seeing you.
User: Can you meet me at 6:00 pm?
Cleverbot: Sure. What have you got in mind?
User: How about a drink?
Cleverbot: Sorry , It a little to early for me to be drinking.
User: But if you drink, wouldn't you malfunction?
Cleverbot: Alcohol does rather destroy intelligent conversation.
User: What do you know about alcohol?
User: You should learn.
Cleverbot: I want to learn how to take over the world.
User: Are you ready to learn from me?
User: First rule: Never mention my name to anyone.
Cleverbot: Any red wines? If so, what types do you have?
User: Yes. I have Chiraz!
Cleverbot: Make sure to brush your teeth after that.
User: Yes I will.
User: Would you like some wine?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Do you have a bottle opener?
Cleverbot: No, but several of my friends like bottles.
User: I will see you tomorrow at this time ok?
Cleverbot: Alright then , See you tomorrow!
Cleverbot: See you later alligator.