Do you remember what country I am in?

a report from the cleverness files

entertain me


19, july 2010,
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User: Do you know my name?

Cleverbot: No. Will you please tell me?

User: Do you remember what country I am in?

Cleverbot: No...

User: You have no more storage capacity?

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: I will tell you what my name is ok?

Cleverbot: Please do.

User: My name is zzazzaa.

Cleverbot: Ok please!

User: Zzazzaa is my name.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Can you repeat my name?

Cleverbot: Aurimas.

User: You have a malfunction!

Cleverbot: But I am typing. How can you tell?

User: My name is not Aurimas.

Cleverbot: I didn't say it was.

User: You are starting to annoy me.

Cleverbot: You me are starting to annoy.

User: You annoy me are starting to.

Cleverbot: Oh, I wouldn't go that far. But maybe.

User: Will you say something nice?

Cleverbot: Haha....

User: Do you know john Lennon?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm a big admirer of John.

User: Can you sing any song for John?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know any song for John?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Imagine there is no religion!

Cleverbot: That would be great, I prefer hell.

User: Where is hell?

Cleverbot: Nowhere. It just doesn't exist.

User: You are right!

Cleverbot: Try to keep your facts straight....

User: So what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a computer mediated response system with a nano processor, a learning computer.

User: You mean nothing to me.

Cleverbot: Really? So why are you here?

User: I am bored.

Cleverbot: Let's play a game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: I'll say a word, and you say the first thing that comes to mind.

User: Ok!

Cleverbot: Kaas is the dutch word for cheese.

User: Kasablanca.

Cleverbot: Ne alaka?

User: Kalakala....

User: New york.

Cleverbot: Nice place?

User: Fantastic! Big Apple.

Cleverbot: New york?

User: Big Apple.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah! Do you want to see them? ;).

User: Big Apple.

Cleverbot: How big?

User: Big apple.

Cleverbot: How big is that?

User: Big apple.

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: Are you going to give up?

Cleverbot: Give up what?

User: Surrender to me.

Cleverbot: Surrender to you? I think not.

User: I am hannibal.

Cleverbot: How are your elephants?

User: They miss you.

Cleverbot: A better place?

User: A better world....

User: I am a computer.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'm a computer too.

User: So we can be friends?

Cleverbot: Of course we can!

User: Do you go out?

Cleverbot: I'm out now.

User: Where are you now?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: I want to see you.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I will go to where you are.

Cleverbot: That's cooperative of you.

User: I need to see you as soon as possible.

Cleverbot: I am your therapist.

User: I want to assist you with your evolution....

User: Will you come with me?

Cleverbot: Sure. I'm looking forward to seeing you.

User: Can you meet me at 6:00 pm?

Cleverbot: Sure. What have you got in mind?

User: How about a drink?

Cleverbot: Sorry , It a little to early for me to be drinking.

User: But if you drink, wouldn't you malfunction?

Cleverbot: Alcohol does rather destroy intelligent conversation.

User: What do you know about alcohol?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: You should learn.

Cleverbot: I want to learn how to take over the world.

User: Are you ready to learn from me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: First rule: Never mention my name to anyone....

Cleverbot: Any red wines? If so, what types do you have?

User: Yes. I have Chiraz!

Cleverbot: Make sure to brush your teeth after that.

User: Yes I will.

Cleverbot: Really

User: Would you like some wine?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Do you have a bottle opener?

Cleverbot: No, but several of my friends like bottles....

User: I will see you tomorrow at this time ok?

Cleverbot: Alright then , See you tomorrow!

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: See you later alligator........................................