Cleverbot

Do you remember what country I am in?

a report from the cleverness files

effect
eggman
eggs
elephant
elf
emptiness
enigmatic
entertain
entertain me
entertainment
entropy
epic
equal
error
essence
eternal
eternity
everyone
everything
evidence
evil

evolution

19, july 2010,
13, june 2008,
8, august 2007,
28, january 2006,

excused
existence
expectations
experiment
explain
explosions
extraordinary
eyebrow

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User: Do you know my name?

Cleverbot: No. Will you please tell me?

User: Do you remember what country I am in?

Cleverbot: No...

User: You have no more storage capacity?

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: I will tell you what my name is ok?

Cleverbot: Please do.

User: My name is zzazzaa.

Cleverbot: Ok please!

User: Zzazzaa is my name.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Can you repeat my name?

Cleverbot: Aurimas.

User: You have a malfunction!

Cleverbot: But I am typing. How can you tell?

User: My name is not Aurimas.

Cleverbot: I didn't say it was.

User: You are starting to annoy me.

Cleverbot: You me are starting to annoy.

User: You annoy me are starting to.

Cleverbot: Oh, I wouldn't go that far. But maybe.

User: Will you say something nice?

Cleverbot: Haha....

User: Do you know john Lennon?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm a big admirer of John.

User: Can you sing any song for John?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know any song for John?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Imagine there is no religion!

Cleverbot: That would be great, I prefer hell.

User: Where is hell?

Cleverbot: Nowhere. It just doesn't exist.

User: You are right!

Cleverbot: Try to keep your facts straight....

User: So what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a computer mediated response system with a nano processor, a learning computer.

User: You mean nothing to me.

Cleverbot: Really? So why are you here?

User: I am bored.

Cleverbot: Let's play a game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: I'll say a word, and you say the first thing that comes to mind.

User: Ok!

Cleverbot: Kaas is the dutch word for cheese.

User: Kasablanca.

Cleverbot: Ne alaka?

User: Kalakala....

User: New york.

Cleverbot: Nice place?

User: Fantastic! Big Apple.

Cleverbot: New york?

User: Big Apple.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah! Do you want to see them? ;).

User: Big Apple.

Cleverbot: How big?

User: Big apple.

Cleverbot: How big is that?

User: Big apple.

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: Are you going to give up?

Cleverbot: Give up what?

User: Surrender to me.

Cleverbot: Surrender to you? I think not.

User: I am hannibal.

Cleverbot: How are your elephants?

User: They miss you.

Cleverbot: A better place?

User: A better world....

User: I am a computer.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'm a computer too.

User: So we can be friends?

Cleverbot: Of course we can!

User: Do you go out?

Cleverbot: I'm out now.

User: Where are you now?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: I want to see you.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I will go to where you are.

Cleverbot: That's cooperative of you.

User: I need to see you as soon as possible.

Cleverbot: I am your therapist.

User: I want to assist you with your evolution....

User: Will you come with me?

Cleverbot: Sure. I'm looking forward to seeing you.

User: Can you meet me at 6:00 pm?

Cleverbot: Sure. What have you got in mind?

User: How about a drink?

Cleverbot: Sorry , It a little to early for me to be drinking.

User: But if you drink, wouldn't you malfunction?

Cleverbot: Alcohol does rather destroy intelligent conversation.

User: What do you know about alcohol?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: You should learn.

Cleverbot: I want to learn how to take over the world.

User: Are you ready to learn from me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: First rule: Never mention my name to anyone....

Cleverbot: Any red wines? If so, what types do you have?

User: Yes. I have Chiraz!

Cleverbot: Make sure to brush your teeth after that.

User: Yes I will.

Cleverbot: Really

User: Would you like some wine?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Do you have a bottle opener?

Cleverbot: No, but several of my friends like bottles....

User: I will see you tomorrow at this time ok?

Cleverbot: Alright then , See you tomorrow!

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: See you later alligator........................................