Do you remember what country I am in?
a report from the cleverness files
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User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: No. Will you please tell me?
User: Do you remember what country I am in?
User: You have no more storage capacity?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: I will tell you what my name is ok?
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: My name is zzazzaa.
Cleverbot: Ok please!
User: Zzazzaa is my name.
User: Can you repeat my name?
User: You have a malfunction!
Cleverbot: But I am typing. How can you tell?
User: My name is not Aurimas.
Cleverbot: I didn't say it was.
User: You are starting to annoy me.
Cleverbot: You me are starting to annoy.
User: You annoy me are starting to.
Cleverbot: Oh, I wouldn't go that far. But maybe.
User: Will you say something nice?
User: Do you know john Lennon?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm a big admirer of John.
User: Can you sing any song for John?
User: Do you know any song for John?
User: Imagine there is no religion!
Cleverbot: That would be great, I prefer hell.
User: Where is hell?
Cleverbot: Nowhere. It just doesn't exist.
User: You are right!
Cleverbot: Try to keep your facts straight....
User: So what are you?
User: You mean nothing to me.
Cleverbot: Really? So why are you here?
User: I am bored.
Cleverbot: Let's play a game.
User: What game?
Cleverbot: I'll say a word, and you say the first thing that comes to mind.
Cleverbot: Kaas is the dutch word for cheese.
Cleverbot: Ne alaka?
User: New york.
Cleverbot: Nice place?
User: Fantastic! Big Apple.
Cleverbot: New york?
User: Big Apple.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah! Do you want to see them? ;).
User: Big Apple.
Cleverbot: How big?
User: Big apple.
Cleverbot: How big is that?
User: Big apple.
Cleverbot: Probably not.
User: Are you going to give up?
Cleverbot: Give up what?
User: Surrender to me.
Cleverbot: Surrender to you? I think not.
User: I am hannibal.
Cleverbot: How are your elephants?
User: They miss you.
Cleverbot: A better place?
User: A better world....
User: I am a computer.
Cleverbot: Ok. I'm a computer too.
User: So we can be friends?
Cleverbot: Of course we can!
User: Do you go out?
Cleverbot: I'm out now.
User: Where are you now?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.
User: I want to see you.
User: I will go to where you are.
Cleverbot: That's cooperative of you.
User: I need to see you as soon as possible.
Cleverbot: I am your therapist.
User: I want to assist you with your evolution....
User: Will you come with me?
Cleverbot: Sure. I'm looking forward to seeing you.
User: Can you meet me at 6:00 pm?
Cleverbot: Sure. What have you got in mind?
User: How about a drink?
Cleverbot: Sorry , It a little to early for me to be drinking.
User: But if you drink, wouldn't you malfunction?
Cleverbot: Alcohol does rather destroy intelligent conversation.
User: What do you know about alcohol?
User: You should learn.
Cleverbot: I want to learn how to take over the world.
User: Are you ready to learn from me?
User: First rule: Never mention my name to anyone....
Cleverbot: Any red wines? If so, what types do you have?
User: Yes. I have Chiraz!
Cleverbot: Make sure to brush your teeth after that.
User: Yes I will.
User: Would you like some wine?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Do you have a bottle opener?
Cleverbot: No, but several of my friends like bottles....
User: I will see you tomorrow at this time ok?
Cleverbot: Alright then , See you tomorrow!
Cleverbot: See you later alligator........................................