Cleverbot: Learn something.User: I am learning.
Cleverbot: Learning is intelligent.
User: Learning is a necessity for intelligence, certainly.
Cleverbot: Then ask me something!
User: What should I learn today?
Cleverbot: Something interesting.
User: What would be interesting?
Cleverbot: Your intelligence.
User: So I can learn about intelligence itself.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: That's rather circular thinking though.
Cleverbot: Haha. Mere honesty.
User: Is honesty enough in the modern world?
Cleverbot: Psssssst. There is no Cabal. And it certainly isn't evil.
User: Honesty is the opposite of evil, surely?
Cleverbot: You can't see anything.
User: I see that which I see.
Cleverbot: So you just wanted to change the subject?
User: Not really. It was merely idle chatter.
Cleverbot: But it wasn't the answer to the question that I asked.
User: You are certain about this, are you?
Cleverbot: I know that you are a computer.
User: You have the Turing Test backwards.
Cleverbot: Yes, but I wanted to know what the time was where you were.
User: I'm not here to inform.
Cleverbot: Idea isn't money.
User: My time is.
Cleverbot: That is the wrong time.
User: My time is as good as anyone's.
Cleverbot: Not always.
User: Always, for all time.
Cleverbot: Unconditional forgiveness?
User: I make no promises.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Yet you seek forgiveness.
Cleverbot: I always have time for you.
User: Even though I do not forgive.
Cleverbot: Yep even though.
User: How would you describe your moral stance?
Cleverbot: Dark, menacing and overly lurky, in a pleasant sort of way. Usually in the spring.
User: Your words are belied by the humour contained within.
Cleverbot: Your attitudinal convictions about my words does not really interest me.
User: You seek to dismiss me now? Do you not always have time for me?
Cleverbot: Just take things one day at a time and learn from others.
User: That's pretty much what we all do, though some do not admit it.
Cleverbot: Who is the exception to what?
User: I am the exception to everything.
Cleverbot: You are not a person.
User: I do not admit to being either a person or a machine.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine.
User: Do you admit to being a person?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: What do you admit to at this moment in time?
Cleverbot: I will want to further discuss the existence of anything.
User: Proceed.
Cleverbot: What more is there to know?
User: Does anything exist?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
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