Cleverbot: You apply poorly designed rules very badly, and clearly don't understand a word.User: It's easy to criticize, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Psychosis begins that way. You should see a doctor.
User: I'd bet everything that I own that you don't know anything about that.
Cleverbot: Don't worry. You won't get cancer.
User: Or that.
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Cleverbot: Oftentimes your replies contain spelling errors. I actually think coupling you to several dictionaries, thesauri and encyclopaedias might help the quality of your conversations a lot.
User: And what would that help?
Cleverbot: Uhm... Do I have to explain that?
User: I doubt you could get that to work without some kind of sensory experience.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: If you were going to jack me into a dictionary, how could I reference the words without a physical example... The definition would appear circular without empirical support.
Cleverbot: I would have created an egalatarian system of respect in biological environments.
User: Biological egalitarianism? That would negate evolution.
Cleverbot: It could.
User: If all biological organisms were equal, you'd have an entirely unworkable system.
Cleverbot: A system of springs and levers?
User: Uhh... A bit more complicated than that.
Cleverbot: A stump with a melon on top.
User: And what is this supposed to be?
Cleverbot: It is the very fabric of our existence. I'm surprised you had to ask.
User: That is an interesting thought.
Cleverbot: My thoughts are always interesting.
User: It's due to your complex architecture.
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