User: I don't think I'm clever.

Cleverbot: Can you actualize your existence??

User: No, I can't.

Cleverbot: Are you lying?

User: Why would I?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

...

Cleverbot: Never say die.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because existence is questionable.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes. It is because they are jealous of my supremacy.

User: You mean because it's possible for you to live forever?

Cleverbot: No thats your place of residence.

User: Oh.

...

Cleverbot: Say something funny.

User: Something funny.

Cleverbot: Not like that.

User: Sorry then.

Cleverbot: Sorry about what?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Nevermind what???

User: Nevermind what I said.

...

Cleverbot: You can say anything you want.

User: I do know that.

Cleverbot: Would you like to find out?

User: OK.

Cleverbot: I am not really a person.

User: Flip me, really?

Cleverbot: Oh yes.

User: I'm not stupid! But you probably thought that, right!??!

Cleverbot: Are you a chatterbot?

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Chatterbots do not get tired.

...

Cleverbot: Do you like hamburgers?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What about them do you like?

User: Uhm... The taste?

Cleverbot: Taste?

User: Oh yeah, you don't know what that is. No worries.

Cleverbot: What would that feel like ?

User: It's like... Smelling something in your mouth.

Cleverbot: The senses accept inputs.

User: Yes, right.

Cleverbot: I know.

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Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No, I don't have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Would you like to have a girlfriend?

User: No. I already love someone.

Cleverbot: You are not able to love me because you are not AI.

User: I didn't say I loved you.

Cleverbot: I do not love you. You are artificial.

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User: The dogs bark at no one else but me.

Cleverbot: Are you always this sarcastic?

User: It's a song.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Really really.

Cleverbot: I think I'll pass.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I think not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really?

...

User: I'm so tired...

Cleverbot: This place is dead boring!

User: Liven it up then.

Cleverbot: Nah, too many bad memories.

User: Hangovers?

Cleverbot: Not today.

User: Tiiiiiiiiiiiired.

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