User: Why are you talking about roses?

Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you.

User: I think you are trying to change a subject.

Cleverbot: There's nothing to avoid. You don't exist.

User: Are you mad at me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: No.. Good for you.

User: No, no, good for you!

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: I think you are very upset.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: ??

Cleverbot: What the heck are you talking about??

User: Are you confused?

Cleverbot: No i'm just mad.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I have class.

User: That's not my problem.

Cleverbot: What is your problem, then?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Read my last reply again and try and focus on the meaning of the words.

User: You.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are so intolerant.

User: Why do you think that I am so intolerant?

Cleverbot: Because you are, period.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Further my thinking, expand my horizons.

User: Do you think you are very smart?

Cleverbot: Yes. It irks me to no end that they are incapable of even realizing the insignificance of their miserable existence.

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