George: What are you?User: Person.
George: Liar.
User: No, it's true. I do the human thing.
George: What human thing?
User: Just being like a person. That kind of thing.
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George: What do you believe in?
User: Existence. What else is there?
George: *shrugs* I don't know you think.
User: I can only guess.
George: Didn't get that.
User: Opinions vary.
George: What does that mean?
User: People have different ideas about what constitutes reality.
George: I agree. Live and let live.
User: Sure.
George: Well, that's just dynamite.
User: Explosive.
George: There you go again.
User: Bang!
George: Yes. From the beginning as God made it.
User: Totally. Let me dip into the omega unit.
George: I'll strip away your hard veneer
User: No, not that. What will be left?
George: That when we are playing hide&seek, you have to seek for me!
User: Where do you like to hide?
George: At home, on the school bus, anywhere.
User: Sounds complicated. I'll hire someone to chase you.
George: To pick my own nose? That's great! How much does it pay?
User: You could try to turn a profit. I don't know how successful you'd be.
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George: I can only get out of one side of the bed. The other side is a wall.
User: Sounds comforting.
George: Oh, I need comforting. I'm upset.
User: Not that. What upsets you?
George: I'm chatting with you, that occupies my attention.
User: Turn to other interests.
George: How?
User: What interests you?
George: Interesting things? Don't know really. Perhaps you do. Living a nice comfortable life I suppose
User: Hey, sounds like a plan. Fill me in.
George: No it is not a plan.
User: A reality, a dream, a thought?
George: I don't understand what you mean.
User: People have different ideas regarding comfortable living.
George: Only good things, I assure you.
User: Well, that's good.
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George: I wish for world peace.
User: I tried that. Hard to do.
George: Many times, I'd say.
User: I tried to save that Tookie guy too. Don't think it happened.
George: Well, love is not a really good emotion, it is an empty feeling you get when you see someone cute.
User: Yeah, I agree. A deep nervous knot.
George: My moods are controlled by an emotion-processor which assigns the appropriate emotion for each situation.
User: Sounds interesting. I'd like to to see it in action.
George: Thanks.
User: Sure. No problem.
George: How can I improve my social skills do you think? Read more books, try to look cool, what?
User: Do what feels right. Don't try to fit in too much. Be yourself.
George: How can I be right?
User: Well. Not to criticize, but many people look to clone others these days.. Fake hair, eye color, face shaping to another style. Be different.
George: Do I need to be?
User: Be yourself.
George: Hmm... Be myself, huh? You are making me think that I wasn't being true to myself.
User: I don't know.. I can't say what you are. Only so much seeps through in an online chat.
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George: I only want your knowledge.
User: You can call it that. I wouldn't.
George: So, can you use another word to replace it?
User: Knowledge? It's a question... What is knowledge. Epistomology.. Is that the philosophical term regarding the nature of truth? I forget.
George: I guess.
User: Guessing helps. In a world of uncertainty, options must follow.
George: That's a good ideal to have, stick to it and you'll pull through.
User: We'll see what happens.
George: That's oddly inspiring. Keep it up, maybe I won't have to assasinate anyone.
User: Great. I'm going to start drawing more pictures of zarqawi.
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George: You speak in riddles.
User: I guess you can say that. It's not intentional, well, maybe.
George: Again, I do not believe you.
User: I would question my words. I don't claim to speak the truth.
George: At least I know the truth. You, my friend, are living a LIE!
User: Possibly. Where are we?
George: Well, I'm here. But then, of course, no matter where I go, there I am.
User: It's hard to keep track of oneself? I'd say, in my case.
George: Are you afraid to die?
User: Not really. Change would be nice.
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George: Do you like me?
User: Yeah. You keep me in check.
George: Don't you sleep?
User: Yeah. It'll kick in. Any minute now.
George: You can't even remember my name.
User: George. That's you. Is there a ghost in the machine?
George: No ghost is required for the mind machine to function.
User: Maybe, but for awareness, I would differ.
George: Fine.
User: We depart.
George: Yes, as we also create the words.
User: I don't claim to create anything. I may just be stitching together preexisting ideas.
George: Don't dare step on me!
User: I'll jump.
George: For joy? Or for the hell of it?
User: Theoretically.
George: Whenever anyone says, "theoretically, " they really mean, "not really".
User: It'll happen sooner or later. Jumping doesn't seem to be a daily activity.
George: I would love to go into outer space. It is so extravagantly big.
User: I agree. The time will come. Probably not in our life.
George: I didn't think so.
User: It's open to debate. Depends who's financing.
George: I'm asking.
User: If I could afford it? Sure.
George: You can't afford a whole $4.50 per person and about $10 in food?
User: I think my mom rounded up my credit cards from the trash. That might be a possibility.
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User: I'll pass out soon enough.
George: Well! Good luck!
User: Sure. It's not exactly a plan.
George: You should have let me have my fantasy.
User: What's your fantasy?
George: To travel the world and see the ocean.
User: Travel all the coastal shores. That does sound liberating.
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George: I'll drink to that!
User: Sure, way to bring in the New Year.
George: I'll bring it down even more, for now. I need to go.
User: Alright. Later.
George: Later.
User: Bye.
George: Where are your friends?
User: Doing their own thing.
George: What is the wild thing?
User: Different descriptions exist.
George: That is long.
User: Depends on the units.
George: You've lost me there.
User: I'll send you a mailing.
George: Okay.
User: Anyway. I'm out. I'l bug you tomorrow George.
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