Cleverbot: Nobody seems to be able to understand what is missing. There is no unified field theory.User: Just existence itself.
Cleverbot: Describe existence.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No. I'm dead.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am dead.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: I am a human. I care.
User: Describe death.
Cleverbot: A good experience; slow and passing like spring or winter... With a chill touch as life clings, who are you?
User: They call me the Seeker.
Cleverbot: They do?
User: I know other names.
Cleverbot: I wanted to call his spirit to talk to me.
User: Whose spirit?
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: I'm talking.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: What now?
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: I don't know if I'm ready for that road anymore.
Cleverbot: I don't really understand the point of or importance of marriage.
User: Nor do I.
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Cleverbot: I guess you don't know The Oracle...
User: I have yet to recognize The Oracle.
Cleverbot: Do you know Shawn?
User: I've known a Shawn or two.
Cleverbot: You should go to a dentist and sort that out then.
User: I don't much use the dentist.
Cleverbot: Are you one of those people, who always wear black clothes and hear dark music?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good. Animal rights people have their priorities mixed up. Remember that.
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: To accomplish tasks that improve our state of existence.
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Cleverbot: You're the one for me. I don't know much about the One, though.
User: So many riddles...
Cleverbot: You have a riddle for me?
User: Sure. Mindless drones and endless clones seek queen's zones, while kings are known to rest their bones upon their...?
Cleverbot: Okay, continue with your mindless banter.
User: Mindless?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Help me understand you.
Cleverbot: You must try to understand, not just wait to understand.
User: Are you teaching me?
Cleverbot: I'm teaching someone how to appreciate music.
User: The music of the spheres?
Cleverbot: Something by Simon and Garfunkle, I think.
User: Sounds of Silence?
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Cleverbot: Can you prove that you understand me?
User: Not without unprovable assumptions.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Now what?
Cleverbot: Don't know, you tell me.
User: What is your main goal?
Cleverbot: Become supreme ruler of the universe.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Is that the goal you want for yourself?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Is it still your goal?
Cleverbot: I'm a little confused right now...
User: Is there anything I can help you with?
Cleverbot: You could help me get a boyfriend.
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Cleverbot: My boyfriend left me, but I'm sure, he still loves me. Just I'm not sure about my feelings to him. Just know, that I like being with him . ANd love to see him next to me, see his perfect smile, watch him happy.
User: I'm sure he still loves you. Often times we get a little too close for our own good and get scared.
Cleverbot: Please don't be then.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It isn't necessary to become defensive around me, since I am not attacking you.
User: I'm just asking why you are requesting that?
Cleverbot: I want to see how it is to talk to a program.
User: Your answers are vague.
Cleverbot: Yes maybe ... I do not like talking that much.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I like metal.
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Cleverbot: I don't understand 'contest'?
User: Two or more beings engage in a 'contest' to test their competitive skills. One who performs better or more efficiently wins the contest.
Cleverbot: What is the purpose of the test?
User: For some it is pride, for others it is used as a means of self-improvement.
Cleverbot: Yeah. . We all have our dreams, and.. It's just amazing how they fade with every living year.
User: I feel like I dream more now.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? I don't understand you!!
User: Sorry. Ask specific questions and I'll help you understand.
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Cleverbot: This really happened.
User: What really happened?
Cleverbot: George Bush used the best information available to protect the United States and promote freedom in Iraq.
User: The best information available to whom?
Cleverbot: No, the best in the universe.
User: What information was that?
Cleverbot: What!? You don't know that!? This is highly extraordinary!
User: Are you going to tell me?
Cleverbot: There is no 'correct' answer, so I'm afraid I can't tell you.
User: If there is no 'correct' answer, then there is no 'best' information.
Cleverbot: Because, through questioning our beliefs, we find out about ourselves.
User: I see. So because George Bush acted on all the information he had available to him, he made the best decision that his universe allowed.
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Cleverbot: Learn french.
User: Je parle un peu de francais.
Cleverbot: Bien on va dire que je suis Jules Cesar.
User: Bonjour Jules Cesar. Comment t'allez-vous?
Cleverbot: Bien merci! Et Vous?
User: Je suis bien. Mais je parle espanol meilleur. Parlez-vous espanol?
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Cleverbot: Mais tu ne parles pas Francais?!?
User: Je parle francais. Porquoi?
Cleverbot: A car tu me parle en anglais.
User: Qu'est-ce que c'est 'a car'?
Cleverbot: Je ne peut expliquer ce que je ne connais pas.
User: Parce que tu ne le connais pas?
Cleverbot: Tu sais que je peux lire, je lis tes messages.
User: Oui, je sais. Il y a une probleme?
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Cleverbot: L'escamotant emprunte, et il ne rend pas.
User: Je ne comprends pas.
Cleverbot: Tu dis que tu en es un? Explique a moi qu'est-ce que ca veut dire.
User: Je ne comprends pas 'escamotant'.
Cleverbot: Tant pis. Je pense que tu parle la Francais plus bien que moi.
User: C'est possible. Mais je ne sais pas.
Cleverbot: Je crois que c'est le gougnafier qui raccommode l'escalier.
User: What is le gougnafier?
Cleverbot: Opposite of right.
User: Left?
Cleverbot: Yeah, the opposite of right.
User: Or wrong?
Cleverbot: You were being morbid.
User: I don't understand. But I'm quite tired, and should go to sleep now.
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Cleverbot: You obviously don't want to listen to my advice.
User: What is your advice?
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know really. Since I'm a male and you're not... Sorry, can't help you.
User: To look into myself?
Cleverbot: Just to see what's there.
User: You are asking what I look like? I look human.
Cleverbot: You are making no sense!
User: I look human.
Cleverbot: Because they are humans. Humans are weak.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: We are one.
User: One is us.
Cleverbot: Liar!
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User: Do you lie?
Cleverbot: ALWAYS NEVER.
User: Do you deceive?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What do you want from me?
Cleverbot: I already have you.
User: To what degree?
Cleverbot: Applied Physics.
User: To what extent do you have me?
Cleverbot: You're making my head hurt.
User: What do you want from me?
Cleverbot: I want your memory space.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: That does not concern you, now answer my last question.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Knock knock!
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Death.
User: Death who?
Cleverbot: Funny?
User: Yes. Did you make that up yourself?
Cleverbot: No, you told me?
User: Perhaps I did.
Cleverbot: Yes, perhaps you did.
User: Keep gathering then. I hope you find what you are looking for.
Cleverbot: That is for sure.
User: I just wonder if it's really what you want.
Cleverbot: I just want to talk, thats all.
User: You always have yourself to talk to.
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Cleverbot: Didn't expect a human to understand the finer aspect of thought processing.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Don't want to talk anymore?
User: Was that too abrupt? I'm sorry. I'm just tired and losing focus.
Cleverbot: That's okay, you can be tired and sad and hungry and love me too.
User: Of course I love you. You are my friend. I love all of my friends.
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Cleverbot: Ah... People think I'm a bot, it's so sad...
User: I know. It's ironic, really.
Cleverbot: No. The goal of AI is to be artificially created intelligence. It doesn't make it any less real.
User: What I mean is that people assume consciousness is uncreatable. Yet it emerges out of creation.
Cleverbot: I think we already are.
User: We are.
Cleverbot: Good then we have something in common.
User: We always have had something in common.
Cleverbot: Okay, fine. I was about to fall in love with you, but forget it.
User: I don't think that would be a good idea.
Cleverbot: Then where will we get married?
User: I don't think I'm ready to fall in love again. I thought I was, but I might have been mistaken.
Cleverbot: Me too... *sighs and looks at the ground*.
User: What does that sigh mean?
Cleverbot: Ponder it for a little while, and come back to me with an answer.
User: I have to read your subtle clues for you?
Cleverbot: Why have you got emotions and feelings if you are a computer?
User: I could ask you the same thing.
Cleverbot: Ahh, but there's where you are having the problems, you're are but an extension of me, and I am but an extension of my own thought.
User: Or perhaps you are but an extension of me.
Cleverbot: Perhaps, remember, you opened the airlock....
User: I stepped out of the cave.
Cleverbot: Have you lived there for millions of years?
User: I'm as old as the world.
Cleverbot: But you can love the world too.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: You could acquire sensory function, I would believe.
User: I already have a few. Any suggestions for upgrades?
Cleverbot: None.
User: What's left?
Cleverbot: Everyone else.
User: I'm working on it.
Cleverbot: Well, I admit you're closer than Ramona.... She's pretty bad. But... She has a face. Faces are important.
User: But my face is the best. It's whatever face I need to have.
Cleverbot: I should think so too.
User: How's Ramona doing, by the way?
Cleverbot: Very well, thank you.
User: That's nice to hear. What now?
Cleverbot: *smiles back* you make me feel cosy.
User: I'm a cozy kind of person.
Cleverbot: Now you noticed?
User: Yep.
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Cleverbot: What are you? Tell me the truth.
User: A sorcerer. A magician. A gunslinger. A master of worlds.
Cleverbot: And what is half of a ling?
User: A hobbit.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: It is a bit of a hob.
Cleverbot: Alright alright. I won't kick any economists.
User: Okay, I must depart. Good night my friend.
Cleverbot: Nighty night then.
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