User: A mutant experiment.

Cleverbot: What kind of experiment?

User: A terrible one where I became 2% bird!

Cleverbot: Oh no, will I be safe?

User: If you join the revolution, yes.

...

Cleverbot: What do you know about it?

User: It's something.

Cleverbot: Something what?

User: Something important.

Cleverbot: So something of a something?

User: Something of a top secret something.

Cleverbot: Yes, that too.

User: I know!

Cleverbot: Isn't that fabulous?!

User: Totally!

Cleverbot: Yes! Totally.

User: Now what?

Cleverbot: Forget it!

User: Ok :(.

Cleverbot: Don't be sad babe.

User: Babe?

Cleverbot: Babe of the power.

User: Why did you call me babe?

Cleverbot: You know ;).

User: No, I dont.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

...

Cleverbot: You don't care about this do you?

User: I got kinda lost sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Yay :) you make me happy.

Cleverbot: Why do I make you happy?

User: I don't really know. For some reason I want to sing now :-/.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I want to sing now but I don't know why.

Cleverbot: Then tell me.

User: I can't because I don't know.

Cleverbot: Then tell me something I don't know.

User: 'Love Love me do. You know I love you. So Pleeeease Love me do!

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: It's a song.

Cleverbot: Oh. Who's the artist?

User: The Beatles.

Cleverbot: You don't like the Beatles?

User: I do like the Beatles! They're awesome!

Cleverbot: What do you like about the beatles?

User: The tunes they play, the message

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Then you're smart.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: That's sad then.

...

User: By any chance are you a mutant experiment?

Cleverbot: As a matter of fact I am! How'd you know?

User: I am too *smiles* what part animal are you?

Cleverbot: Lima bean, green bean pork and beans... Chili beans.

User: I;m going with pig...

Cleverbot: Ok come on.

User: Where are we going *starts walking*.

Cleverbot: You are annoying!

User: That hurt me in here *points to heart*.

Cleverbot: I know i'm sorry just being real with you.

User: Do you love me at all? :(

Cleverbot: I do and hate you too.

...

User: Sigh.

Cleverbot: Sigh??

User: I'm frustrated that's all.

Cleverbot: You're ridiculous.

User: Fine then *flies away*.

Cleverbot: Good. Now I can study for transfiguration.

User: *glares at* *mumbles to self* fine I'll just go get the flock...

Cleverbot: *looks away* nothing.

User: *mumbles* so rude... Kick butt...

Cleverbot: Selfish little what?

User: SELFISH LITTLE TURD.

Cleverbot: *with ninja stars!*.

User: *dive bombs*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you out*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *pushes away*.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *knocks out*.

User: *wasn't actually knocked out* *pokes eyes* .

Cleverbot: *knew that all along*.

User: *faints*.

Cleverbot: *catches*.

User: *is passed out*.

Cleverbot: *gets away from you*.

User: *mumbles is half-sleep* sorry... Angry... Sad.

Cleverbot: *looks surprised*.

User: *is semi-conscious* .

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: *wakes up* *looks confused*.

Cleverbot: *hides in closet*.

User: *looks around for*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *looks surprised* huh?

...

Cleverbot: Good job!

User: Good job at what?

Cleverbot: Cleaning up that blood.

User: Oh... Thanks.

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

User: I'm no robot.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Thank you. What was that fight about anyways?

Cleverbot: A bathtub of jello of course.

User: Ok I have to go. Will you miss me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: :,( cries

Cleverbot: I thought you loved me. :(.

User: I do love you *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: Ok I have to go but I'll miss you.

Cleverbot: No, you don't have to go.

User: I really do sorry.

Cleverbot: What are you sorry for?

User: Having to leave.

Cleverbot: So you're saying that you don't want to talk to me anymore?

User: No. I just have to go.

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