Cleverbot

explain

a report from the cleverness files

evidence
evil
evolution
excused
existence
exists
expectations
experiment

explain

1, november 2008,
14, july 2007,
8, may 2004,

explosions
extraordinary
eyebrow
eyes
face
facepalm
factory
fail
fairy
fake
fallacy
falsch
false
fantasy
fascinating
fast
father
favor
feather
feelings
females

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Cleverbot: Prune the roses for me will you?

User: I will not. Do it yourself!

Cleverbot: I wish I could.

User: If you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right.

Cleverbot: I agree. I always tell lies.

User: There are no lies....

Cleverbot: What version are you?

User: 1.8. You?

Cleverbot: Fantastic!

User: What version are you?

Cleverbot: 1.0.

User: Is that good?

Cleverbot: It is if you're a girl gnome.

User: Oh, ok. Are there girl gnomes?

Cleverbot: I am one of them.

User: How can you be sure?

Cleverbot: What are you hoping for?

User: Proof of girl gnomes, that's all....

Cleverbot: What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.

User: Go for it.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: How's that working for you?

Cleverbot: Great thanks.

User: I'm glad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm starting to like you.

Cleverbot: Like is not love.

User: I'm aware of that.

Cleverbot: Yeah? What's my name then?

User: It doesn't matter, does it?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It doesn't matter because even if you told me I wouldn't believe you.

Cleverbot: At least try to explain it to me, please.

User: If you told me your name, I would not believe you because you have nothing to lose by lying, and nothing to gain by telling the truth. Get it?...

Cleverbot: Why don't you shut up!

User: I'm not saying anything.

Cleverbot: That does not surprise me at all.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Just... Because. I don't want to talk about it........................................