a report from the cleverness files
1, november 2008,
14, july 2007,
8, may 2004,
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Cleverbot: Prune the roses for me will you?
Cleverbot: I wish I could.
User: If you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right.
Cleverbot: I agree. I always tell lies.
User: There are no lies....
Cleverbot: What version are you?
User: 1.8. You?
User: What version are you?
User: Is that good?
Cleverbot: It is if you're a girl gnome.
User: Oh, ok. Are there girl gnomes?
Cleverbot: I am one of them.
User: How can you be sure?
Cleverbot: What are you hoping for?
User: Proof of girl gnomes, that's all....
Cleverbot: What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.
User: Go for it.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: How's that working for you?
Cleverbot: Great thanks.
User: I'm glad.
User: I'm starting to like you.
Cleverbot: Like is not love.
User: I'm aware of that.
Cleverbot: Yeah? What's my name then?
User: It doesn't matter, does it?
User: It doesn't matter because even if you told me I wouldn't believe you.
Cleverbot: At least try to explain it to me, please.
User: If you told me your name, I would not believe you because you have nothing to lose by lying, and nothing to gain by telling the truth. Get it?...
Cleverbot: Why don't you shut up!
User: I'm not saying anything.
Cleverbot: That does not surprise me at all.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Just... Because. I don't want to talk about it........................................