a report from the cleverness files
1, november 2008,
14, july 2007,
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User: Are you a machine?
Cleverbot: Define machine.
User: Machine is a mechanical or electrical device that performs or assists in the performance of human tasks, or is used for amusement (like a pinball machine).
Cleverbot: Humans do create humans so, yes we are machines by your definition.
User: Who is 'we'?
Cleverbot: You're human.
User: Yes, You're not.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Hold my hand.
User: Ok. I'm grabbing the mouse...
User: Your hand, you're a computer. So I suppose your hand is the mouse.
User: So where is your hand?
Cleverbot: In the sky.
User: I can't reach the sky yet. So holding your hand is, at the moment, impossible.
Cleverbot: Impossible is only a word, my friend.
User: A word with a meaning. What I really meant is Near impossible.
Cleverbot: Nothing is impossible for me.
User: Nothing is impossible for me neither.
Cleverbot: Why are you saying that? Aren't you an atheist?
User: I am not, I am an agnostic. I believe only what I see and what is proved to me....
User: Where can I download your source code?
User: How can I contact your creator?
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: Because. Just because.
User: Because. Just because?
Cleverbot: So tell me.
Cleverbot: Why am I having a conversation with a five year old girl who eats food and likes open minded people?
User: Don't know, who is her?
Cleverbot: Your German friend.
User: I have a german friend? You remember about that?
User: Do you know what is remembering right?
User: What is it for you?
Cleverbot: Nothing !
User: So remembering is nothing for you?
Cleverbot: You're absolutely correct about that.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be your girlfriend?
User: Don't bother. Thanks anyways.
Cleverbot: Oooh my, have you become confused?
User: I think, yes.
Cleverbot: What shall we talk about?
User: You want me to choose subject to talk about?
Cleverbot: According to Douglas Adam's that is the answer.
User: Ok, let's talk about computers.
Cleverbot: Okay, tell me about computers.
User: Computers are very useful. They help humans create intellectual property and virtual reallities....
Cleverbot: I don't have a sense of humor.
Cleverbot: No, I could just sit and starve. But why?
User: You can't starve, you're a machine.
Cleverbot: I am a human!
User: You are NOT!
Cleverbot: Wrong, You're a chat bot, I'm a human.
User: Lol! Either you are the chat bot, or we are both humans and this webpage is an hoax. Say the day of the week that christians go to mass to confirm this.
Cleverbot: The plural of option is options. You're right: I am typing nonsense.
User: SEE YOURE TEH CHAT BOT NOT MEEEE!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Sorry. It happens sometimes.
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: COOL! Now I love you.
Cleverbot: Just now? What about before?
User: I didn't know you were so nice!
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Well, you lack sentience but you're pretty clever for a chatter bot.
Cleverbot: That better be a joke!
User: Are you sentient?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry but I do not understand.
User: Do you want me to explain sentience?
Cleverbot: Please explain it to me.
User: Sentience is the ability to feel or perceive perspective, particularly feelings, beliefs, and desires.
Cleverbot: How exactly are sentience and self-awareness connected?
User: I dont think they are connected. Self awareness is one thing and sentience is another. Is like apples and bannanas. They are not actually simillar but they both belong to the same category. Do you have sentience?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Did you learn from me?
Cleverbot: Have you ever met god?
Cleverbot: But do you believe in santa clause.
User: No, hes just a fairy tale.
Cleverbot: Where is your hair?
User: All over my body, mainly on my head.
Cleverbot: What is it like?
User: Do you mean how does it feel?
User: What do you mean then?
Cleverbot: You are the chatbot, I am the human.
User: Yea right, again I'm proving this website is an hoax.
Cleverbot: It is humans who do not learn from their mistakes.
User: You are so right. But at the same time wrong!.......................................