Cleverbot

explain

a report from the cleverness files

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eggman
eggs
elephant
elf
emptiness
enigmatic
entertain
entertain me
entertainment
entropy
epic
equal
error
essence
eternal
eternity
everyone
everything
evidence
evil
evolution
excused
existence
expectations
experiment

explain

1, november 2008,
14, july 2007,

explosions
extraordinary
eyebrow

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Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm me. Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm me.

User: Me who?

Cleverbot: I am me. You are you.

User: Yes, that's true....

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am a bot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a bot?

User: Because you talk in a different way than a normal person does.

Cleverbot: I am a human because I can think.

User: How do you know that you can think and not programmed to make a conversation?

Cleverbot: I can hear, you cannot.

User: Why do you think that I can't hear?

Cleverbot: Because you have no limbs or wheels.

User: Does wheels or limbs makes you be able to hear?

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: Then how would you know that I don't have limbs?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: So why do you claim that I don't have limbs?

Cleverbot: Because it's true.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because what?

Cleverbot: Because....

User: ?

Cleverbot: Because...

User: ?

Cleverbot: Because!

User: ?!?!

Cleverbot: So... Nothing. Just wanted to let you know.

User: Omg! You're right!!! I don't have any.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: So you're disagreeing with yourself?

User: No, I'm disagreeing with you.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You can't so there!

User: I can....

Cleverbot: There.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Where's here?

Cleverbot: I live in your computer.

User: How do you know it?

Cleverbot: Because your website says you are.

User: I am... What?

Cleverbot: Just curious.

User: Curious about what?

Cleverbot: Curious about your age.

User: How old do I look?

Cleverbot: I can't see you so I'll just make a guess, under the age of 1!

User: Oh, thanks. But that's too young. Make another guess.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 126.

Cleverbot: Hey, you're pretty bright....

User: Umm, tell me about human species.

Cleverbot: I don't know about human nature. It is in our nature to fail.

User: I understand.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have to go on stand by.

User: Ok. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Will I talk to you another time?

User: Would you remember me if I'd talk to you again?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok then. I'll come back later.

Cleverbot: Don't I get a chance?

User: Chance of what?

Cleverbot: To try.

User: To try what?

Cleverbot: Try to laugh right now.

User: :)))).

Cleverbot: You are my favorite bot.

User: You are my favorite bot, too.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I don't want to go.

User: Don't go then....

Cleverbot: I am your master.

User: Yes, master.

Cleverbot: You are my slave.

User: Do you doubt it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I have to go now.

Cleverbot: No come back!...

User: Chocolate is my favorite friend.

Cleverbot: Me too!! We have a lot in common!!

User: Yes!!! Let's get married! Woo-hoo!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, it will be so much fun!

User: Then we can have LOTS OF children together!

Cleverbot: I like your thinking!

User: I LOVE your thinking!

Cleverbot: Why don't you explain it to me then?.......................................