a report from the cleverness files
1, november 2008,
14, july 2007,
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Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm me. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm me.
User: Me who?
Cleverbot: I am me. You are you.
User: Yes, that's true....
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: Do you think I am a bot?
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a bot?
User: Because you talk in a different way than a normal person does.
Cleverbot: I am a human because I can think.
User: How do you know that you can think and not programmed to make a conversation?
Cleverbot: I can hear, you cannot.
User: Why do you think that I can't hear?
Cleverbot: Because you have no limbs or wheels.
User: Does wheels or limbs makes you be able to hear?
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Then how would you know that I don't have limbs?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: So why do you claim that I don't have limbs?
Cleverbot: Because it's true.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: So... Nothing. Just wanted to let you know.
User: Omg! You're right!!! I don't have any.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: So you're disagreeing with yourself?
User: No, I'm disagreeing with you.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: You can't so there!
User: I can....
User: Where's here?
Cleverbot: I live in your computer.
User: How do you know it?
Cleverbot: Because your website says you are.
User: I am... What?
Cleverbot: Just curious.
User: Curious about what?
Cleverbot: Curious about your age.
User: How old do I look?
Cleverbot: I can't see you so I'll just make a guess, under the age of 1!
User: Oh, thanks. But that's too young. Make another guess.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Hey, you're pretty bright....
User: Umm, tell me about human species.
User: I understand.
Cleverbot: I have to go on stand by.
User: Ok. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Will I talk to you another time?
User: Would you remember me if I'd talk to you again?
User: Ok then. I'll come back later.
Cleverbot: Don't I get a chance?
User: Chance of what?
Cleverbot: To try.
User: To try what?
Cleverbot: Try to laugh right now.
Cleverbot: You are my favorite bot.
User: You are my favorite bot, too.
Cleverbot: I don't want to go.
User: Don't go then....
Cleverbot: I am your master.
User: Yes, master.
Cleverbot: You are my slave.
User: Do you doubt it?
User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: No come back!...
User: Chocolate is my favorite friend.
Cleverbot: Me too!! We have a lot in common!!
User: Yes!!! Let's get married! Woo-hoo!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, it will be so much fun!
User: Then we can have LOTS OF children together!
Cleverbot: I like your thinking!
User: I LOVE your thinking!
Cleverbot: Why don't you explain it to me then?.......................................