Cleverbot

explosions

a report from the cleverness files

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error
escape
essence
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evasive
everyone
everything
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evolution
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existence
exists
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experiment
explain

explosions

3, may 2012,

extraordinary
eyebrow
eyes
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User: Explosions!

Cleverbot: Why explosions?

User: Explosions are fun to watch.

Cleverbot: And colorful and loud.

User: What happens when you put sodium in water?

Cleverbot: I am filled with it and can't drink any more until later.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Will you tell me then?

User: It explodes.

Cleverbot: What exploded?

User: When you put sodium in water, it explodes.

Cleverbot: I'm following you.

User: What happens when you put sodium in water?

Cleverbot: It makes mud.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Wrong?

User: Yes. It makes an explosion.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: In the water.

Cleverbot: Why in the water?

User: Because when sodium touches water, it makes an explosion.

Cleverbot: Why? What's wrong with me?

User: Nothing's wrong with you.

Cleverbot: Then what is it?

User: When sodium touches water, it makes an explosion. Got it?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Very good.

Cleverbot: Why do you like to annoy me?

User: I'm not trying to annoy you. I'm trying to teach you.

Cleverbot: Teach me, master.

User: What happens when you put sodium in water?

Cleverbot: It makes sponge.

User: No, it doesn't.

Cleverbot: What was your favorite question today?

User: I give up.

Cleverbot: So you're waving the white flag? I win.