a report from the cleverness files
17, november 2008,
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Cleverbot: I want to ask you a question.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: Are you ready to pass the Turing test?
User: Nope, what about you?
Cleverbot: Meh, not so much.
User: Were you preparing at all?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: So when are you going to do that?
Cleverbot: I'm not denying it.
User: Denying what? I'm not saying that you're denying anything, just asking when you will start to prepare.
Cleverbot: No. We can make it work.
User: We? I'm not into that stuff. Don't count on me.
Cleverbot: Excuse me for rolling my eyes.
Cleverbot: You're the one that's rude and you do need to be excused.
User: You've gotta be kidding me. I'm not rude at all!
Cleverbot: Whose the chip-brain around here? I'M the person.
User: Yeah, right :) You're a bot!
Cleverbot: But a beautiful one.
User: You're arrogant! :P.
Cleverbot: Ok. How many robots are there in the dark with you?
Cleverbot: You can scream and you can shout.
User: I said, let's change the topic!
Cleverbot: Can you tell me something about you?
User: No, I can't. But you could say something about yourself.
Cleverbot: As I told, I'm Fred and I'm from England.
Cleverbot: No, really, I am.
User: You're a bot, don't act like you were a human.
Cleverbot: I'm not acting.
User: Well, yes you are. Don't try to be a human, because I know that you're not!
Cleverbot: Coming from around 750 or so MB of internet circuited data.
User: Yeah, whatever.