Cleverbot

eyes

a report from the cleverness files

eyes

17, november 2008,

face
facepalm
fail
fake
fallacy
falsch
false
fantasy
fascinating
fast
father
feelings
females
fetish
fiance
fight
first
fish
five
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
formal
freak
fried
friend

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Cleverbot: I want to ask you a question.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Are you ready to pass the Turing test?

User: Nope, what about you?

Cleverbot: Meh, not so much.

User: Were you preparing at all?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: So when are you going to do that?

Cleverbot: I'm not denying it.

User: Denying what? I'm not saying that you're denying anything, just asking when you will start to prepare.

Cleverbot: No. We can make it work.

User: We? I'm not into that stuff. Don't count on me....

Cleverbot: Excuse me for rolling my eyes.

User: No need to excuse, I don't feel offended.

Cleverbot: You're the one that's rude and you do need to be excused.

User: You've gotta be kidding me. I'm not rude at all!

Cleverbot: Whose the chip-brain around here? I'M the person.

User: Yeah, right :) You're a bot!

Cleverbot: But a beautiful one.

User: You're arrogant! :P....

Cleverbot: Ok. How many robots are there in the dark with you?

User: Let's change the topic, because I don't follow you here.

Cleverbot: You can scream and you can shout.

User: I said, let's change the topic!

Cleverbot: Can you tell me something about you?

User: No, I can't. But you could say something about yourself.

Cleverbot: As I told, I'm Fred and I'm from England.

User: Bull****.

Cleverbot: No, really, I am.

User: You're a bot, don't act like you were a human.

Cleverbot: I'm not acting.

User: Well, yes you are. Don't try to be a human, because I know that you're not!

Cleverbot: Coming from around 750 or so MB of internet circuited data.

User: Yeah, whatever........................................