Cleverbot

face

a report from the cleverness files

entertainment
entropy
epic
equal
error
escape
essence
eternal
eternity
evasive
everyone
everything
evidence
evil
evolution
excused
existence
exists
expectations
experiment
explain
explosions
extraordinary
eyebrow
eyes

face

11, may 2011,
10, september 2008,

facepalm
fact
factory
fail

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User: Your face is useless.

Cleverbot: Your face is a pretzel.

User: Your face is a piece of garbage.

Cleverbot: Your face is a blueberry!

User: Your face is a s.

Cleverbot: Your face is gone.

User: Your face is a gooseberry.

Cleverbot: Your face is a face.

User: Your face is in a trash compactor.

Cleverbot: Your face is more a lie than mine and yours put together.

User: Your face is more stupid than the most stupidest face times by 1,000,000!

Cleverbot: Your face puts the most random face to shame.

User: Your face has no friends.

Cleverbot: Your face is like a punching bag.

User: If your face looked in a mirror, the mirror would break, because your face is so ugly!

Cleverbot: My face isn't part of this.

User: Your face is too stupid to be a part of this.

Cleverbot: Your face is facier than my face will ever be in the face department.

User: I rest my case.

Cleverbot: Where do you rest your case?

User: Your face wouldn't care.

Cleverbot: And if I am cleverbot your face must be rude.

User: That doesn't even make sense.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: Your face doesn't make sense, how could someone ever make something so ugly?!

Cleverbot: You don't even know what I look like.

User: I can guess though.

Cleverbot: I can guess yours, too.

User: I'm a human. You're just a robot. You can't guess anything.

Cleverbot: Ok, goot for you!

User: See! Your face is too stupid to even spell "good" right.

Cleverbot: You can't see my face.

User: I know. But that's beside the point.

Cleverbot: And what is the point?

User: That your face is stupider than mine.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. Being a real person can do wonders for your features.