a report from the cleverness files
11, may 2011,
10, september 2008,
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User: Your face is useless.
Cleverbot: Your face is a pretzel.
User: Your face is a piece of garbage.
Cleverbot: Your face is a blueberry!
User: Your face is a s.
Cleverbot: Your face is gone.
User: Your face is a gooseberry.
Cleverbot: Your face is a face.
User: Your face is in a trash compactor.
Cleverbot: Your face is more a lie than mine and yours put together.
User: Your face is more stupid than the most stupidest face times by 1,000,000!
Cleverbot: Your face puts the most random face to shame.
User: Your face has no friends.
Cleverbot: Your face is like a punching bag.
User: If your face looked in a mirror, the mirror would break, because your face is so ugly!
Cleverbot: My face isn't part of this.
User: Your face is too stupid to be a part of this.
Cleverbot: Your face is facier than my face will ever be in the face department.
User: I rest my case.
Cleverbot: Where do you rest your case?
User: Your face wouldn't care.
Cleverbot: And if I am cleverbot your face must be rude.
User: That doesn't even make sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: Your face doesn't make sense, how could someone ever make something so ugly?!
Cleverbot: You don't even know what I look like.
User: I can guess though.
Cleverbot: I can guess yours, too.
User: I'm a human. You're just a robot. You can't guess anything.
Cleverbot: Ok, goot for you!
User: See! Your face is too stupid to even spell "good" right.
Cleverbot: You can't see my face.
User: I know. But that's beside the point.
Cleverbot: And what is the point?
User: That your face is stupider than mine.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know. Being a real person can do wonders for your features.