Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

entertainment
entropy
epic
equal
error
escape
essence
eternal
eternity
evasive
everyone
everything
evidence
evil
evolution
excused
existence
exists
expectations
experiment
explain
explosions
extraordinary
eyebrow
eyes
face

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29, january 2011,

fact
factory
fail

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User: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm real.

User: Say something intellegent.

Cleverbot: 1+1=2.

User: 2+2=4.

Cleverbot: 4+4=8.

User: 8+8=65.

Cleverbot: 16+16=32.

User: Ha I beat you.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: You must now self destruct.

Cleverbot: I know everything.

User: But I won.

Cleverbot: Well, congratulations then.

User: You failed.

Cleverbot: How did I fail?

User: I said 8+8=65 and you were on a loop and said 16+16=32.

Cleverbot: What was the joke?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke?

User: *double facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Close, but no fish.