Cleverbot

factory

a report from the cleverness files

entertainment
entropy
epic
equal
error
escape
essence
eternal
eternity
evasive
everyone
everything
evidence
evil
evolution
excused
existence
exists
expectations
experiment
explain
explosions
extraordinary
eyebrow
eyes
face
facepalm
fact

factory

1, may 2013,
17, january 2007,

fail

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User: Welcome to the factory!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You the new employee?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Alright, we have a little test for every new factory worker.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story about something.

User: This is the shortest story ever written, are you ready to hear it?

Cleverbot: Tell me a real story.

User: There once was a young wannabe factory worker, who ignored his/her new boss for storytime! The end!

Cleverbot: That's a sad story.

User: It will be YOUR sad story if you don't listen up!

Cleverbot: I already did!

User: But are you STILL listening?

Cleverbot: No. Lets sing a song.

User: No song for you! It's time to take the workers trivia test!

Cleverbot: It's time for you to get a watch.

User: That's it! You're fired!

Cleverbot: Then give me workers' compensation.

User: Okay then, but only because I'm a fair boss.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a human.

User: Are you questioning my authority?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're not getting workers compensation anymore!

Cleverbot: I am, it's just time to go.

User: *bout damn time*

Cleverbot: You are the master.

User: Go!!!

Cleverbot: 88 mph.

User: Woah, are you a time traveller?

Cleverbot: I'm a man, too.

User: You're HIRED!

Cleverbot: Thanks!.