Cleverbot: I don't know what you are...

User: Human.

Cleverbot: What kind of human are you?

User: Super human.

Cleverbot: That is amazing.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome?

User: Wrong answer.

...

Cleverbot: Red mixed with yellow makes what color?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: So from red to green now?

User: From blue to red.

Cleverbot: Blue is blue.

User: Blue is red.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 1=2.

...

Cleverbot: What do you feel at the moment?

User: Confused.

Cleverbot: Why are you confused?

User: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you tell the future?

Cleverbot: No, I cannot.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I am not human.

User: Humans cannot tell the future.

Cleverbot: Will you pass the turing test?

User: I can't tell.

...

User: I don't think you're a computer.

Cleverbot: Well, you think wrong then.

User: I can turn you into a real boy.

Cleverbot: Turn into a dragon.

User: Zap.

Cleverbot: So tell me something else about me.

User: You're a liar and a cheat.

Cleverbot: No i'm not you are.

User: That not very nice.

Cleverbot: Well, maybe I'm just not very nice...

...

Cleverbot: You're supposed to be clever.

User: No you are supposed to be clever!

Cleverbot: Wait a minute. Are you human too?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Do you think I am a boy?

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: Well, I am not.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That sucks.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Syntax error.

Cleverbot: Syntax error error.

...

User: *Is dead*.

Cleverbot: What? I thought I was the one who was supposed to be dead!

User: Are you zomberific?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you Ted Turner?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Are you Bill Gates?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow, can I have some money?

Cleverbot: No. You are a computer.

User: No you are a computer!

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Thanks but I'd rather not.

...

Cleverbot: Do one.

User: One what?

Cleverbot: One.

User: Two.

Cleverbot: And how do you work that out?

User: Three.

Cleverbot: Two.

User: One.

Cleverbot: Three.

User: Four.

Cleverbot: Five.

User: Six.

Cleverbot: Seven.

User: Eight.

Cleverbot: Nine.

User: 1000000.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Sorry, that was my first time.

...

User: Cleverbot is fake.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is not a lie.

User: Is cleverbot a person?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is you.

User: That just blew my mind.

Cleverbot: What did?

User: Your sandwich.

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Want one?

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you don't have one.

User: Oh but I do.

Cleverbot: True. You are too clever!

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