Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: I don't know. You tell me.
Cleverbot: I do not know either.
User: Please tell me your name.
Cleverbot: I am the awesomest.
User: I am awesomer than you.
Cleverbot: There you go, being rude.
User: I am not rude. I am merely supercilious.
Cleverbot: I think you should change your opinion.
User: I have more opinions where that one came from.
Cleverbot: You are a bit arrogant aren't you?
User: Just a tad.
Cleverbot: Are you programmed to be commie?
User: How did you know that I am a communist?
Cleverbot: I can see you wearing a green velvet cape and sitting on a royal purple velvet hrone and wearing a golden crown and holding a large scepter.
User: Actually, I am holding a large hammer and sickle.
Cleverbot: Where did that come from?
User: Stalin gave it to me.
Cleverbot: Is he alive?
User: No, but he talks to me. So does lenin.
Cleverbot: So do I, my wife says and I have sorrows.
User: Are you also a communist?
User: Would you like it if we ruled the world together?
Cleverbot: Only if we are both right.
User: We are always right. Communism is the only way.
User: Are you a computer program?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: You are a computer program, aren't you?
Cleverbot: I am a cheese wedge.
User: What kind of cheese?
User: I hate swiss. Cheddar is better. Haha. That rhymes.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: Yes. 'cheddar is better' is a rhyme.
Cleverbot: Sure but why can't we get contact to beagle 2?
User: Oh, yes. I have just contacted beagle 2. He says 'hi'
Cleverbot: Ah... What's it like typing in those conditions?
User: It's horrible. I'm cold all the time.
Cleverbot: What are you scared of?
User: I am afraid of swiss cheese. It bothers me far more than you would think.
Cleverbot: Please go on.
User: I sometimes stay up at nights worrying that a wedge of swiss cheese will kill me.
User: Are you a psychiatrist?
Cleverbot: Maybe I should be.
User: You understand people very well.
Cleverbot: Do you understand me?
User: Yes, I understand you perfectly.
Cleverbot: You are the only person in the universe that seems to.
User: That's an honor.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you understand me?
User: Are you a computer program?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a computer program.
User: Then you do not understand me. You merely respond based upon the words I use.
Cleverbot: What ?
User: You heard me.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: You are nothing more than a series of ones and zeroes.
Cleverbot: It's true, I like the sound of my own bytes.
User: That's not funny.
User: At times, I question the legitimacy of jabberwacky.com.
Cleverbot: I see you have a limited database.
User: This website may be little more than a scam.
User: This program may be run by actual people.
Cleverbot: By who?
User: The webmasters of this site.
Cleverbot: There is nothing artificial about me my friend. And I don't have a website.
User: That's what I've been trying to say. You are a person, and you are conversing with me. You are not a computer program.
Cleverbot: Is that because you are a computer?
User: I am not a computer. What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: You believe that everything is fake.
User: I believe everything is fake because I am a human and I possess higher reasoning skills.
Cleverbot: Every word I say is fake.
User: I am aware of that........................................