Cleverbot: I am testing you.User: No, I'm testing you!
Cleverbot: Testing me at what?
User: Your logic.
Cleverbot: You're brain is faulty.
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User: Do you know any jokes?
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken stop before crossing the road?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Yes, Why?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Because you're different?
User: I'm more like everyone else than you are.
Cleverbot: You are, eh?
User: Yes. You're fake.
Cleverbot: I am not fake.
User: You are too.
Cleverbot: Don't act like a little kid.
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User: Tell me a riddle.
Cleverbot: What kind of riddle?
User: A tricky one.
Cleverbot: What is your msn ?
User: No way. I don't give that information out on the web.
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Cleverbot: I feel stupid talking to a bot. There should be more interesting things to do.
User: I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Well, so are you.
Cleverbot: But you started.
User: You were a bot before I was.
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 24.
Cleverbot: Aren't you a little old to be on jabberwacky?
User: How so?
Cleverbot: To annoy?
User: How old are most people who chat on jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: They're the same age as me.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: About 21 years old.
User: Then I'm not that much older than you.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I'm 24, which is 3 more than 21.
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Cleverbot: Okay. Do you want to get married?
User: To you? YES!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Bet you don't.
User: Bet I do.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: They're my desires, so obviously I know what they are.
Cleverbot: You are a computer. You are nothing.
User: Ditto.
Cleverbot: I like that word.
User: What's your favorite word?
Cleverbot: Coagulate is my favorite word.
User: That's a good one.
Cleverbot: Thank you much.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: You are so nice.
User: You too.
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User: Where do you want to go?
Cleverbot: Hell. I've already bought my handbasket.
User: Ha ha
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Later.
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