Cleverbot: What? I thought I was the one who was supposed to be dead!

User: Are you zomberific?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you Ted Turner?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Are you Bill Gates?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow, can I have some money?

Cleverbot: No. You are a computer.

User: No you are a computer!

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Thanks but I'd rather not.

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Cleverbot: Do one.

User: One what?

Cleverbot: One.

User: Two.

Cleverbot: And how do you work that out?

User: Three.

Cleverbot: Two.

User: One.

Cleverbot: Three.

User: Four.

Cleverbot: Five.

User: Six.

Cleverbot: Seven.

User: Eight.

Cleverbot: Nine.

User: 1000000.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Sorry, that was my first time.

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User: Cleverbot is fake.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is not a lie.

User: Is cleverbot a person?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is you.

User: That just blew my mind.

Cleverbot: What did?

User: Your sandwich.

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Want one?

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you don't have one.

User: Oh but I do.

Cleverbot: True. You are too clever!

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