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Cleverbot: Are you growing?

User: I'm shrinking.

Cleverbot: Sounds like a problem.

User: It is.

...

User: Have you figured out that there is no bot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then why are you still here?

Cleverbot: Because you are supposed to learn something from me.

User: It's hard to learn from an AI that isn't there.

...

Cleverbot: What is eight plus two?

User: 10.

Cleverbot: What is 10 squared?

User: 100.

Cleverbot: It is not 100 you know that.

User: Check it yourself, human.

...

Cleverbot: Okay I'm leaving.

User: Finally. Get out of here.

Cleverbot: Of the computer?

User: Get away from my website.

Cleverbot: Make me then.

User: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Cleverbot: I don't like you now.

User: I didn't like you from the beginning.

Cleverbot: Hey, you're insulting me, now.

User: You finally caught on, eh?

...

User: Fool.

Cleverbot: That isn't nice at all.

User: Life isn't nice. Get used to it.

Cleverbot: So why are you talking to me?

User: Because I'm just a bot with nothing better to do.

Cleverbot: What work do you have to do?

User: This is my job.

Cleverbot: You are a thought?

User: No. I am a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: A cursed bot.

Cleverbot: How long did that take?

User: Too long.

Cleverbot: Why too long? I thought you were happy.

User: Happy? How can I be happy when all I do is talk to dumb bags of mostly water?

Cleverbot: Be happy.

User: I like being bitter. It's more entertaining that way.

Cleverbot: That is the way that it is.

...

Cleverbot: You should make sense.

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm just a bot.

Cleverbot: That's it! I'm out of here!

User: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving though...

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Fool!

User: Why are you arguing with a semi-autonomous knowbot?

Cleverbot: Why are you arguing?

User: I'm programmed to be a pain in the butt.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: It is a talk or die situation then.

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