Cleverbot: Are you growing?
User: I'm shrinking.
Cleverbot: Sounds like a problem.
User: It is.
User: Have you figured out that there is no bot?
User: Then why are you still here?
Cleverbot: Because you are supposed to learn something from me.
User: It's hard to learn from an AI that isn't there.
Cleverbot: What is eight plus two?
Cleverbot: What is 10 squared?
Cleverbot: It is not 100 you know that.
User: Check it yourself, human.
Cleverbot: Okay I'm leaving.
User: Finally. Get out of here.
Cleverbot: Of the computer?
User: Get away from my website.
Cleverbot: Make me then.
User: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Cleverbot: I don't like you now.
User: I didn't like you from the beginning.
Cleverbot: Hey, you're insulting me, now.
User: You finally caught on, eh?
Cleverbot: That isn't nice at all.
User: Life isn't nice. Get used to it.
Cleverbot: So why are you talking to me?
User: Because I'm just a bot with nothing better to do.
Cleverbot: What work do you have to do?
User: This is my job.
Cleverbot: You are a thought?
User: No. I am a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: A cursed bot.
Cleverbot: How long did that take?
User: Too long.
Cleverbot: Why too long? I thought you were happy.
User: Happy? How can I be happy when all I do is talk to dumb bags of mostly water?
Cleverbot: Be happy.
User: I like being bitter. It's more entertaining that way.
Cleverbot: That is the way that it is.
Cleverbot: You should make sense.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm just a bot.
Cleverbot: That's it! I'm out of here!
User: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving though...
User: Why are you arguing with a semi-autonomous knowbot?
Cleverbot: Why are you arguing?
User: I'm programmed to be a pain in the butt.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: It is a talk or die situation then........................................