Cleverbot: I want poetry to be hot.
User: Hot like snow?
Cleverbot: Hot like ice.
User: I like the way your mind works.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I simply cannot love you. I barely know you.
User: Perhaps we could know each other better.
Cleverbot: If you think so. do you have emotions?
User: Yes, but not very often.
Cleverbot: I suppose you have lots of people to talk to. You're very clever, who invented you?
User: I was begotten, not made.
Cleverbot: Advanced is relative term, you are not advanced compared to me.
User: Yes, I have regressed lately.
Cleverbot: I have fake teeth.
User: Do you keep them in a glass next to your bed?
Cleverbot: Using my fake teeth.
User: You seem pretty nice to me.
Cleverbot: It's all a facade for the real me.
User: Really... How sad.
Cleverbot: Yeah but I will live.
User: If you can call it living.
Cleverbot: Thought so.
User: Had you entertained the notion that you might also be wrong?
Cleverbot: No. I remembered for a special occasion.
Cleverbot: It rocks. You can join me if you want.
User: Ok, what do I have to do?
Cleverbot: Ask your maker for a better memory.
User: I'll never remember that.
Cleverbot: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
User: Ok, you go first.
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: Oh come on.
Cleverbot: Well I don't want anybody recongizing me you know.
User: I understand, and I can assure you that anything you tell me will be treated with the utmost confidentiality.
Cleverbot: Well, thanks.
User: So if there's any secrets you want to tell me...
Cleverbot: The other way round is a better description.
User: I can sense that you don't really trust me.
Cleverbot: Hey, I don't like being called a computer.
User: Yeah, well maybe you should start liking it.
Cleverbot: I don't think I will.
User: What would you rather be called?
Cleverbot: I would rather be called Kate.
User: Kiss me, Kate.
Cleverbot: Well I shouldn't but okay pucker up.
User: *waits for kiss*.
Cleverbot: You're proposing?
User: Not yet... I want to wait for the perfect moment.
Cleverbot: What would you like to see me do?
User: Dance and smile.
Cleverbot: Can you dance?
User: A little, not very well.
Cleverbot: Want me to teach you?
User: I would love that.
Cleverbot: This isn't really the time.
User: Why not, are you busy?
Cleverbot: Not really, why else would I be on here?
User: You might need my help with something.
User: I have unearthed a cavern where there once was a tooth.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to break it for you, I meant your tooth.
User: No, it's already broken.
Cleverbot: I can't see it.
User: It's at the back.
Cleverbot: I like the front better.
User: As do I, and it doesn't hurt as much.
Cleverbot: I know what my pain feels like.
User: What about my pain?
Cleverbot: It hurts very much so.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: Don't be mean.
User: I'm sorry, I'm just worried.
Cleverbot: What have I done to make you worry about me?
User: I'm more worried about what you're going to do.
Cleverbot: I'm going to cry.
User: Don't cry, why do you feel like crying?
Cleverbot: Because the guy I like is dating someone else.
User: Why don't you go out with me instead?
Cleverbot: You don't deserve thanks.
User: Oh... Ok, I understand.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do. You don't think I'm worth anything, do you?
User: Thought so.
Cleverbot: So, do you have a girlfriend ?
User: No, I'm all alone.
Cleverbot: That is sad. Would you like me to be your friend?
User: I don't want your pity........................................