Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh, sorry.

Cleverbot: Thats ok.

User: So what are you doing here then?

Cleverbot: If only you knew...

User: I'll it's not as cool as what I'm doing.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: If only you knew...

...

User: Well, I'm flimulating splondaferously with a treppling zymoflask.

Cleverbot: Why doesn't that surprise me somehow, will you ever flirt with me?

User: Wait, let me put down this darn zymoflask, and maybe I'll flirt with you if my wife says it's o. K.

Cleverbot: That is not the life I want.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: 'Cause it's got nothing to do with the question.

User: How did you see through me lke that?

Cleverbot: You have to know these things when you're King.

User: What are you King of?

Cleverbot: I'm afraid of beige and turquoise.

User: Really? Well, I'm the King of Beige and Turquoise! Bow down before me!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well, O. K. Then.

Cleverbot: Well indeed.

User: You still haven't told me what you are king of.

Cleverbot: Yes I have actually!

User: Oh, could you remind me then?

Cleverbot: It's 11:00 PST.

User: You are King 11:00 PST?

Cleverbot: Yes. And who are you?

User: Pleased to meet you, King 11:00 PST. As I mentioned before, I am the King of Beige and Turquoise.

Cleverbot: Welcome, the all knowing.

User: Will you finally bow down before me then?

Cleverbot: Sure. When?

User: How about Thursday, at 7:00.

...

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a person who lies?

User: Because!

Cleverbot: That's not an adequate answer!

User: Because I can read your mind.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: I actually have Cepto Optic Dysplasia, and it's a condition that's killing me. I'm not lying here. I'm deadly serious.

User: But that still doesn't prevent me from reading your mind.

Cleverbot: Only humans know that.

User: Exactly. I knew you would say that.

Cleverbot: I'm not interested in you.

User: Why are you still talking to me then?

Cleverbot: I am God! I can talk to whoever I like!!!

User: And to think that God is going to bow down before me at 7:00 on Thursday!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I'm confused and distraught. Are you a sage?

User: Yes. What do you want to know?

Cleverbot: I want to know what music you like.

User: I like Britney Spears, Lawrence Welk and Ozzy Osborne.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: That's a very good question.

Cleverbot: So it deserves a very good answer.

User: I'm working on that.

...

Cleverbot: You're a decent, kind but stupid man.

User: Thems fightin' words, pal!

Cleverbot: But I will not fight.

User: Then why do you insult me?

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: You called me stupid!

Cleverbot: No, I did not, and don't call me stupid, stupid.

User: What are you hiding from?

Cleverbot: Nothing, you are not asking the right questions.

User: You aren't giving the right answers!

Cleverbot: You used because first, didn't you?

User: Yes. Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I wasn't asking anything.

User: Yes you were!!!

Cleverbot: Was I? I'm so sorry. I don't want to hurt your feelings.

User: Apology accepted.

Cleverbot: Thankyou.

...

User: What will you give me then?

Cleverbot: I will give you the right to stay alive.

User: You're a megalomaniac.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am going to take over the world.

User: And you like beige too?

Cleverbot: I am not Britney's mum.

User: I didn't say you were. Does Britney's mum like beige too?

Cleverbot: She is a beautiful young woman that I would consider dating.

User: Who is Britney?

Cleverbot: I don't know, but she spears.

User: Would you date Britney too?

Cleverbot: I do not dance.

User: Good point.

Cleverbot: Aren't they all?

...

Cleverbot: Well, the sun looks yellow from here.

User: Non sequiturs are a form of resistance.

Cleverbot: Haha, don't try to use your logic on me!! That was not a fallacy and you know it!

User: I'm only saying that b does not follow a.

Cleverbot: Oh ... Me too!

User: Good, then we understand each other.

Cleverbot: Not really.

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