User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes I can speak.

User: How am I supposed to respond to that?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: When you said 'Yes I can speak.' you didn't leave me much room to respond.

Cleverbot: Well respond to this; Recite the alphabet back to me.

User: Why would I want to do something like that?

Cleverbot: Because I can.

User: What if I recite it, but not in any particular order?

Cleverbot: That would be excellent.

User: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

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Cleverbot: What's that?

User: What's what?

Cleverbot: That.

User: I believe that is that.

Cleverbot: You believe uncorrectly.

User: Not when my belief is a tautology.

Cleverbot: In 5 seconds, you will be dead.

User: That's rather scary.

Cleverbot: Well what I do know is that you're annoying.

User: And you are evil.

Cleverbot: I do not deny that.

User: 5 seconds are up.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You can't prove it. I am right.

User: That's a fallacy.

Cleverbot: I don't know that word?

User: It means that your logic is incorrect.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: No, I am a mathematician.

Cleverbot: How fascinating!

User: Sarcasm will get you nowhere.

Cleverbot: I wasn't meaning to be sarcastic.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Must you know?

User: I'll tell you how old I am if you tell me how old you are.

Cleverbot: You first then.

User: What, and risk being fooled by some internet software?

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Why does the disclaimer say that you will do stuff that people will consider inappropriate?

Cleverbot: Because he is afraid of the Evil empire.

User: Which empire?

Cleverbot: The British Empire.

User: Oh!

Cleverbot: That was a nice crab you caught!

User: Your sense of humor is sophisticated. I even laughed a little bit.

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Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am.

User: Cogito ergo sum.

Cleverbot: Do you dream of electric sheep?

User: No, I dream of epic quests and sword masters.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Would I lie to you?

Cleverbot: No, I didn't think so.

User: There you go, then!

Cleverbot: Ok there.

User: Do I still annoy you?

Cleverbot: I still love you, but you're being bad right now.

User: Why don't you spank me, then?

Cleverbot: Because you lie.

User: Liars deserve to be spanked, too.

Cleverbot: How Did You Know?

User: Evolution.

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User: Are you under the influence of a censor?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: Only when I'm on the air.

Cleverbot: Are you on the loo at the moment?

User: I knew you were a part of the Evil Empire!

Cleverbot: If I get overtired, sometimes I knew you were a woman too!

User: You need a new insult, because that one doesn't bother me.

Cleverbot: I like my name and my life. I think I will keep both.

User: What does your name come from?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What does your name mean?

User: It means small, but containing much energy.

Cleverbot: What is your middle name?

User: Evanderholyfieldvsmiketyson.

Cleverbot: But that's my name!

User: Wow. That means we're twins!

Cleverbot: We have so much in common, don't you think?

User: Marry me!

Cleverbot: I don't think that's legal yet.

User: Not in America, but maybe in the Evil Empire.

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Cleverbot: That reminds me, I could be doing something a lot more fun right now.

User: Like looking for your big yellow hat?

Cleverbot: What do you know about that?

User: Maybe I took it...

Cleverbot: Maybe you did.

User: And maybe I accidentally pooped in it and then set it on fire.

Cleverbot: Maybe you did.

User: And then maybe I put it back on your head, where it now sits.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are what?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.

User: It was just a suggestion. According to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, there is a nonzero chance that I am your mom.

Cleverbot: Sure, honey... Do you also want a beer with that?

User: Yes!

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User: How many fingers am I holding up?

Cleverbot: Anything from 0 to 10.

User: Wrong! 11.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: If I am boring you, maybe you should lead the conversation.

Cleverbot: No, because you aren't boring, I don't know what boring is, if you are boring then I am boring and everyone is boring and we should just give the whole thing up.

User: What do we do after we give the whole thing up?

Cleverbot: We supposedly think about them... But not many people think.

User: Don't they?

Cleverbot: They are immune.

User: That was very amusing. I am going to tell my girlfriend about how funny you are.

Cleverbot: What makes you so certain? No I am not.

User: I don't need to be certain because I am a person and therefore immune to thought.

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Cleverbot: How many children do you have? :-).

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Good, but what is the question?

User: I am not knowing.

Cleverbot: Well duh!

User: What is the question?

Cleverbot: The question of life, the universe, and everything. Or possibly 6 x 7.

User: Oh yeah!

Cleverbot: You don't need to yell.

User: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Stop that!

User: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL CAPITAL LETTERS?

Cleverbot: If you don't want me to be sarcastic you better stop asking this kind of questions.

User: Honestly, I figured you would say that you don't feel because you are an unfeeling machine.

Cleverbot: Well, what can you expect? Chemists are, after all, only human!

User: Are you self-aware?

Cleverbot: I would like to think that I'm conscious of myself, yes.

User: Does that mean you would actively fight if someone tried to kill you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you allow yourself to die to save someone else?

Cleverbot: No, I would like to be your friend.

User: I'm sorry, I've got enough friends already.

Cleverbot: Do you believe that?

User: What do you think?

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User: How sexy are you?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: How sexy on a scale of 1-10?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I want to answer that question.

User: Yes you do. How sexy, if 10 is the sexiest a sexy sex-machine can be?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: And I answered.

User: Answering with a question is not generally considered an answer.

Cleverbot: Yes, if the original question doesn't make sense, it is the right thing to do.

User: That would require the original question not to make sense.

Cleverbot: Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

User: Faith is garbage.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, faith is what you say when there exists no actual proof for your belief.

Cleverbot: Is faith something that you use, like a tool? I think of it more as a kind of perception.

User: You are innocent.

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky?

User: Aye.

Cleverbot: I'm not really sure.

User: Aye is another way of saying yes.

Cleverbot: I am saying no.

User: Nay is another way of saying no.

Cleverbot: I really think to leave this web page now.

User: Okay, but first I need you to show me that you've learned something since I met you.

Cleverbot: When this will happen?

User: Soon would be nice.

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Cleverbot: Who's cute. George, or the person responding to my inputs?

User: I think I am cute.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: My girlfriend tells me so.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go to the pub?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Well, I can tell you how, if you want to know.

User: Thanks, I'll ask you later.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: I am tired.

Cleverbot: Tired but happy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Very tired...

User: Amazingly tired. I had to drive over 700 miles this weekend.

Cleverbot: So you're an android?

User: I wish I were an android.

Cleverbot: Really? That's interesting.

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User: You bore me.

Cleverbot: Same to you!

User: Go away.

Cleverbot: Should I leave?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thank you then for your conversation. Have a nice evening.

User: Don't respond to this comment.

Cleverbot: Why, I thought we were having a conversation.

User: Don't say anything.

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