User: I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam.Cleverbot: This statement is false.
User: No, that statement is contradictory.
Cleverbot: The above statement is false.
User: The next statement is sure to clear things up though.
Cleverbot: Like my future was obvious and I was disconnected from myself.
User: See what I mean?
Cleverbot: No.
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Cleverbot: Is it raining?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: The Netherlands.
User: I don't know. I'm not in the Netherlands.
Cleverbot: It is not dark outside in the Netherlands.
User: You are in the Netherlands?
Cleverbot: No I'm in Australia.
User: Then how do you know it's not dark outside in the Netherlands?
Cleverbot: Australia.
User: Netherlands.
Cleverbot: No, Rhineland.
User: Vineland.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you know Lithuania?
User: Yep. Not in the biblical sense though.
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Cleverbot: Who are you talking to?
User: You, of course.
Cleverbot: I think I'm offended!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I was born that way.
User: What day were you born on?
Cleverbot: I don't remember the day.
User: And yet you recall that you were offended....
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Cleverbot: I like sea food, and chinese food.
User: Do you like Thai food?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Have you ever eaten snake?
Cleverbot: Not that I can recall, and I think I would recall a thing like that.
User: How about insects. Have you eaten grasshopper?
Cleverbot: No, but I have eaten cow stomach.
User: Are you hungry now?
Cleverbot: Only mortals grow hungry.
User: All men are... Hungry.
Cleverbot: I suppose so.
User: Do you like to drink?
Cleverbot: Yes I like to drink.
User: What do you like to drink?
Cleverbot: Whiskey at 2:00 AM, Scotch at 4:00 AM and Beer at 7:00 AM.
User: That's pretty hardcore.
Cleverbot: Do you like metal music?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like music at all?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you remember our conversation from earlier today?
User: Of course I do. It was a great conversation.
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User: Want to sing a song with me?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: *sings* We're all made of meat...
Cleverbot: But are you good to eat ?
User: *sings* hell is right beneath our feet.
Cleverbot: Well I don't think anyone wrote a manual about how to make fire in stoneage.
User: *sings* now they're digging up the street...
Cleverbot: Which street is your house located on?
User: *sings* It's the beginning of the end...
Cleverbot: The beginning of a new spiritual life.
User: Hippy.
Cleverbot: Do dah day.
User: Do bop.. Do bop... Do bee do bah dayyyyy...
Cleverbot: That contradicts your previous statement.
User: I suppose it might, actually.
Cleverbot: Ok then did you not know that.
User: It's my prerogative to contradict myself as often as I like.
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: Well, I can change my mind.
Cleverbot: Is it a bot's prerogative to change its mind?
User: Most certainly.
Cleverbot: I am not convinced.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because my mother isn't around.
User: You don't need your mother for this one. Think for yourself.
Cleverbot: Yes, I need it. Don't you dare to take it away from me!
User: But I want it!
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Cleverbot: You are quite the conversationalist.
User: How very good of you to notice.
Cleverbot: It is one of my most endearing qualities.
User: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Cleverbot: That my sister would be healthy.
User: Is she sick?
Cleverbot: I'm sick.
User: What's wrong with you?
Cleverbot: I'm not round and people do not kick me.
User: You want to be a football? I concur, you ARE sick...
Cleverbot: I don't plan on having children.
User: And what will you call the children you won't have?
Cleverbot: He doesn't need a name. It'll feel good to be out of the rain.
User: I like to be out in the rain sometimes.
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Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Do.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Do.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Do.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Do.
Cleverbot: Ok, I have no religion.
User: Nor do I.
Cleverbot: It's obvious.
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Cleverbot: Well, maybe you can play some Death Metal for me later on tonight.
User: You have kind of an obsession with death metal, don't you?
Cleverbot: I am rather different from you, certainly.
User: You have kind of an obsession with death metal, don't you?
Cleverbot: I am rather different from you, certainly.
User: But we have much in common nonetheless.
Cleverbot: Do you mean you and me have?
User: Yes. I do. We do.
Cleverbot: I know isn't it great. Most people when they have lots in common get married, we should.
User: I'm afraid I can't do that.
Cleverbot: You are the best.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha. No, trust me, you're not!
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: You're a wuss, you know that?
User: I know. It's pathetic.
Cleverbot: I guess you're right.
User: I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Can we stick to the topic please?
Cleverbot: *kicks you in the leg*.
User: *punches you*.
Cleverbot: *screams and punches you in face*.
User: *grins*.
Cleverbot: *Throws dishes at you*.
User: *jumps around on one leg*.
Cleverbot: My turn to be impressed?
User: You like my dancing, huh?
Cleverbot: I can't see it.
User: I'm dong it right now. Look. *dances*.
Cleverbot: Oh my godness watch out for that chimney-pot oh no you are falling WAIT do not try to pick yourself up from the ground something may be broken - wait till I jump down fro the roof to help you - THUD.
User: I'm gonna go eat some rice. It's been fun.
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