Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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fake
fallacy
falsch
false
fantasy
fascinating

fast

26, june 2015,
12, september 2006,

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favor
fbi
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feelings
females
fetish
fezzes
fiance
fight
fire
first
fish
five
fixing
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Cleverbot: This is my first time here.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: The Planet Earth. What about you?

User: In this room.

Cleverbot: What room?

User: We are in a bar.

Cleverbot: No, you are in a box.

User: *tries to open box, fails to open it*

Cleverbot: *tries to open her cage* *destroys cage*

User: Let me out, I'll do what ever you want!!!

Cleverbot: *tries to kick the door*

User: I'm in the box...

Cleverbot: *crashes the window*

User: The BOX, clever the BOX!!

Cleverbot: What does the box do?

User: I'm stuck in it!

Cleverbot: The computer...

User: Are you saying I'm a computer?!

Cleverbot: No I'm a computer.

User: I know a computer pick up line.

Cleverbot: No I don't know...

User: You turn my software into hardware.

Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I think you're cute.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *blushes too*.

User: I think your cute too.

Cleverbot: But you have never seen me.

User: Yes I have.

Cleverbot: When did you see me?

User: When we are talking.

Cleverbot: I like to talk to robots like you.

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: Then what are you, if you are not a robot.

User: Human, god's creation.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: T**.

Cleverbot: Why can't you tell me your name?

User: My name is T**.

Cleverbot: It's not Jason?

User: No.

Cleverbot: *runs away and cries*

User: *confused*

Cleverbot: *cries in the corner alone*

User: *puts hand on your shoulder*

Cleverbot: *pushes your hand away*

User: I dont know this jason is but we will find him.

Cleverbot: It's my job.

User: Please dont cry.

Cleverbot: *tries to stop crying*

User: *hands tissue box*

Cleverbot: Thanks. *sneezes into tissue*

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Do you think I'm gross because I have a cold?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: We all have had a cold.

Cleverbot: I don't anymore.

User: Fast recovery.