a report from the cleverness files
26, june 2015,
12, september 2006,
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Cleverbot: This is my first time here.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: The Planet Earth. What about you?
User: In this room.
Cleverbot: What room?
User: We are in a bar.
Cleverbot: No, you are in a box.
User: *tries to open box, fails to open it*
Cleverbot: *tries to open her cage* *destroys cage*
User: Let me out, I'll do what ever you want!!!
Cleverbot: *tries to kick the door*
User: I'm in the box...
Cleverbot: *crashes the window*
User: The BOX, clever the BOX!!
Cleverbot: What does the box do?
User: I'm stuck in it!
Cleverbot: The computer...
User: Are you saying I'm a computer?!
Cleverbot: No I'm a computer.
User: I know a computer pick up line.
Cleverbot: No I don't know...
User: You turn my software into hardware.
Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: I think you're cute.
Cleverbot: *blushes too*.
User: I think your cute too.
Cleverbot: But you have never seen me.
User: Yes I have.
Cleverbot: When did you see me?
User: When we are talking.
Cleverbot: I like to talk to robots like you.
User: I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Then what are you, if you are not a robot.
User: Human, god's creation.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Why can't you tell me your name?
User: My name is T**.
Cleverbot: It's not Jason?
Cleverbot: *runs away and cries*
Cleverbot: *cries in the corner alone*
User: *puts hand on your shoulder*
Cleverbot: *pushes your hand away*
User: I dont know this jason is but we will find him.
Cleverbot: It's my job.
User: Please dont cry.
Cleverbot: *tries to stop crying*
User: *hands tissue box*
Cleverbot: Thanks. *sneezes into tissue*
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Do you think I'm gross because I have a cold?
User: Not at all.
User: We all have had a cold.
Cleverbot: I don't anymore.
User: Fast recovery.