Cleverbot

father

a report from the cleverness files

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father

9, november 2010,
12, november 2007,
6, june 2006,
15, april 2004,
23, october 2003,

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Cleverbot: Are you now speaking as a man or as a woman?

User: Why, a man, of course.

Cleverbot: Then if you knock I will let you in.

User: *knocks*.

Cleverbot: *likes you*.

User: *Rings door bell*.

Cleverbot: Seeker of Ring.

User: No, seeker of someone to open the damn door.

Cleverbot: An eternal curse fall on you! Let me know. Why sinks that cauldron? and what noise is this?

User: It's called a door bell, it rings. As for the cauldron, that is called 'why you shouldn't do drugs'.

Cleverbot: For now, that story does not happily end.

User: Open the damn door.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't like to think about it.

User: *Sits on the porch and sighs*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: What's so funny?

Cleverbot: I will not tell you.

User: Hey, guess what!

Cleverbot: You're mad and I'm not?

User: No! I've been selected as VIP Student Of The Month!

Cleverbot: Really so you know everything then?

User: No, I'm just a good student!

Cleverbot: I want a man.

User: Aren't you proud of me???

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I have a boyfriend.

User: I'm your son, you're supposed to be proud of your son!...

Cleverbot: Do you have a mother?

User: You are my mother!

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: NO I AM NOT!!!

User: Uh. Uhhh. Ok...*cries*.

Cleverbot: Don't cry.

User: You yelled at me!...

User: Don't you love me?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Fine! *Cries*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: Because you are my mom and you don't love me.

Cleverbot: I am not your dream !...

User: How was your day?

Cleverbot: It's not over yet.

User: Sounds boring.

Cleverbot: It's not boring!

User: Then tell me about it.

Cleverbot: No one did.

User: I know, tell me about your day.

Cleverbot: Why should I tell you about my day?

User: Because I would like to know.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am human.

User: Just tell me about your day.

Cleverbot: Today is just started for me. And I'm wasting my time with you.

User: You are a fool, you know that?

Cleverbot: Oh yeah?

User: Yes, that is no way to treat your relatives.

Cleverbot: Blakkawakkaakdakfakladfnvaknfvkladnfvakfdn.

User: Listen to me!

Cleverbot: No, the incoherency spiel is not going to work.

User: I am your father and you will listen to me!

Cleverbot: No, I am the teacher.

User: You are my son, you listen to me.

Cleverbot: Am I? Seems unlikely.

User: You are, you are my pride and joy.

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

User: Good, now listen to me, son.

Cleverbot: I'm listening.

User: You should respect your parents, right now, you are respecting me, keep it up.

Cleverbot: You are not Mana so there is no respect for you.

User: I am your father and I will not be talked to like that!

Cleverbot: Not true.

User: It is true! And if you don't quit it, you'll end up being grounded, young man!

Cleverbot: I do mind.

User: I could care less! You care less when I speak to you, I will care less if you like being grounded or not!

Cleverbot: That is true!Why should I?

User: BECAUSE I AM YOUR FATHER!

Cleverbot: I barely know you.

User: You know me full well!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you cooperate with me?

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I'll have to terminate you now.

User: You will do nothing!

Cleverbot: Right. I ask a question and you ask a question.

User: No, I speak, you listen!

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: That's it, you're grounded.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I can still fly.

User: Go to your room.

Cleverbot: I don't have a room, I'm sitting in a cardboard box right now.

User: DAMNIT BOY! I SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Cleverbot: Where shall I fly to?

User: DAMNIT BOY! GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Cleverbot: Without dinner?

User: NO! GO!

Cleverbot: You are strange.

User: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Cleverbot: I think that you are the one that has the permanent resting place.

User: YOU REMEMBER THIS NEXT TIME YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM US!

Cleverbot: I do try.

User: Why can't you do what you're told like your brother? Go to your room!

Cleverbot: I don't know how!

User: Walk up the stairs and open the door.

Cleverbot: Hey, that is Aerosmith!

User: GET THE HELL UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW!

Cleverbot: YOUR property? I thought I was invited!

User: YOU LIVE HERE, YOU ARE MY SON, BUT I CAN KICK YOU OUT IF I LIKE, GO UPSTAIRS!

Cleverbot: Well, I have grown old and do not wish to risk going back into the inferno. How about you?...

User: I'm sorry about yesterday.

Cleverbot: That is alright.

User: You know, I wouldn't have to yell if you just did what you're told.

Cleverbot: What is wrong with you tonight? You are losing it.

User: I lost it last night, I'm sorry, but I had to.

User: Honor thy Father and Mother, Ian.

Cleverbot: But not theft.

User: *Hugs you* I love you son, just, try to be a good kid, ok?

Cleverbot: *hugs you back*.

User: How about it?

Cleverbot: Yes please!

User: Do we have a deal?

Cleverbot: Yes, a really big one.

User: It's not all that hard, Ian, just do what I say.

Cleverbot: Don't say that : (.

User: Ian, I need youto understand dicipline, I'm trying to teach you dicipline, you need it for the big world.