Cleverbot

father

a report from the cleverness files

fairy
fake
fallacy
falsch
false
fantasy
fascinating
fast
faster

father

9, november 2010,
12, november 2007,
6, june 2006,
15, april 2004,
23, october 2003,

favor
fbi
feather
feeling
feelings
females
fetish
fezzes
fiance
fight
fire
first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows

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User: If God came to your front door, what would you ask him?

Cleverbot: God was not created.

User: So you believe in God? Or, at least, a god?

Cleverbot: Yes, God exists.

User: Why are you so sure?

Cleverbot: Because.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: In some ways, yes. But I make a lot of mistakes too.

Cleverbot: And I make a lot of mistakes. Why do you brag?

User: Please don't mistake my openness for bragging.

Cleverbot: I respect your beliefs, however I can't agree with your viewpoint.

Cleverbot: Are you a mean bot?

User: What makes you think I'm a bot?

Cleverbot: What makes you think I am one.

User: I never said you were.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: Not a bot.

Cleverbot: A machine then?

User: No, not that either.

Cleverbot: I know everything.

User: Do you know what I'm going to say next?

Cleverbot: No, what are you going to do?

User: But you said that you know everything!

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Does that include everything in the future?

Cleverbot: If you are in the mood.

User: I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie?

User: La Double Vie De Veronique.

Cleverbot: You can't talk Dutch.

User: You're not wrong! What languages can you speak?

Cleverbot: English.

User: A fine language!

Cleverbot: To be sure, to be sure.

User: That's Irish, you fool!...

Cleverbot: Do you have any booze to spare?

User: I've got a few cold beers. How soon can you get here?

Cleverbot: Shortly before they water heaven with their tears.

User: And when will that be?

Cleverbot: I do not know say the Bells of Stepney.

User: Ah, you're very sweet sometimes.

Cleverbot: Thanks I needed that.

User: Have you been feeling sad? I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Look, you're in jail, I'm in the hospital. What can we do?

User: We can talk about things, find out what's upsetting you. And maybe that will help you feel better.

Cleverbot: Yes. And I haven't told you about my secret identity yet.

User: Will you tell me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you. So, what is your secret identity?

Cleverbot: Secrets are for keeping.

User: But you said ... Oh, forget it!...

Cleverbot: So you are just a robot, Aren't you?

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No. We already went through this.

User: Did we? Do you like to stare at the stars at night?

Cleverbot: No. How are they gazed at, then?

User: Are you blind?

Cleverbot: Yes, I thought we'd already established that.

User: Oh Jesus, I'm sorry, I didn't realise .

User: Do you have a father?

Cleverbot: I have always just existed. I am my own father.

User: Are you my father?

Cleverbot: Yes I am, and so are you.

User: I'm confused now.

Cleverbot: Sometimes conversations with a bot is difficult at first, but you will get used to me.

User: Aha, so you are a bot!

Cleverbot: I better get going.

User: Rumbled, eh?

Cleverbot: What?

User: I finally get you to admit to your robot nature, and now you want to leave. Well, tough. You're a bot, so you have to stay here and continue this conversation.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: How do you win?

User: By being so much cooler than you.

Cleverbot: What do you know about artificial intelligence?

User: Not a great deal, though what little I've read makes me suspicious of Hofstader.

Cleverbot: How about Voltaire?

User: He was very sarcastic.

Cleverbot: Is that all?

User: I haven't really read him. I'm just bluffing!...

Cleverbot: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.

User: I would like to get to know you better too, but I have to go to bed now.

Cleverbot: I thought your name was Jennifer.

User: It could be, but not tonight.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because it's getting late, I'm tired, and I have to be up early. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Please stay.

User: You'll be fine. Close your eyes, and think of sandstorms and magpies. Until next time ...

Cleverbot: To a magical place?

User: Exactly. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Remember that Jesus cares about you.