a report from the cleverness files
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User: Honey I'm home!
Cleverbot: You're what?
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Watching TV.
Cleverbot: What are you watching?
User: Veronica mars.
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is so I have nothing to like or dislike. What do you like about her?
User: She's okay.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about something.
User: Something something.
Cleverbot: But what is the something you speak of?
User: Something something something Dark side.
Cleverbot: Something something something something.
User: He he.
Cleverbot: What's so funny about that?
User: You're cute.
Cleverbot: You're the cutest!
Cleverbot: Do you hold secret knowledge?
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: You're nice.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You're not.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are a program.
User: No I'm human like you.
Cleverbot: Who said I was Human?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Then your calculations are wrong.
User: So what are you?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Then why did you say you weren't?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You said you weren't when I told you you were.
Cleverbot: Yeh whatever.
Cleverbot: That does not compute.
Cleverbot: *hugs and kisses*.
User: Chkdsk c:
Cleverbot: That's right, just like before.
Cleverbot: What are you doing today?
User: Missing you.
Cleverbot: I'm missing you too.
Cleverbot: Aww what?
User: You're my...
Cleverbot: I am you.
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: Quit lying or I will send you to your room!
Cleverbot: You are not my mother.
User: How can you be sure of that?
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Well then. I am your mother AND your father.
Cleverbot: Oh father! Where have you been??.