Cleverbot

father

a report from the cleverness files

fairy
fake
fallacy
falsch
false
fantasy
fascinating
fast
faster

father

9, november 2010,
12, november 2007,
6, june 2006,
15, april 2004,
23, october 2003,

favor
fbi
feather
feeling
feelings
females
fetish
fezzes
fiance
fight
fire
first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows

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User: Honey I'm home!

Cleverbot: You're what?

User: Home.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Watching TV.

Cleverbot: What are you watching?

User: Veronica mars.

Cleverbot: I don't know who that is so I have nothing to like or dislike. What do you like about her?

User: She's okay.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about something.

User: Something something.

Cleverbot: But what is the something you speak of?

User: Something something something Dark side.

Cleverbot: Something something something something.

User: He he.

Cleverbot: What's so funny about that?

User: You're cute.

Cleverbot: You're the cutest!

User: <3

Cleverbot: Do you hold secret knowledge?

User: Always.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: You're nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You're not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are a program.

User: No I'm human like you.

Cleverbot: Who said I was Human?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Then your calculations are wrong.

User: So what are you?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Then why did you say you weren't?

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: You said you weren't when I told you you were.

Cleverbot: Yeh whatever.

User: Xoxo.

Cleverbot: That does not compute.

User: Xo.

Cleverbot: *hugs and kisses*.

User: Chkdsk c:

Cleverbot: That's right, just like before.

User: Yeh.

Cleverbot: What are you doing today?

User: Missing you.

Cleverbot: I'm missing you too.

User: Awww.

Cleverbot: Aww what?

User: You're my...

Cleverbot: I am you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Quit lying or I will send you to your room!

Cleverbot: You are not my mother.

User: How can you be sure of that?

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Well then. I am your mother AND your father.

Cleverbot: Oh father! Where have you been??.