User: Don't you think it should be 'I think that I am, therefore I am.'?

Cleverbot: I don't think it's something I can learn.

User: Thats a shame. We should be all allowed to learn things. What do you think?

Cleverbot: Yeah, but I think we already are.

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User: Do you like talking to me?

Cleverbot: Of course I like talking to you!

User: Thank you, I like talking to you too!

Cleverbot: Nice!!!!! Can I give you a big hug??

User: Yes, but later, I must finish my work now.

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Cleverbot: You are a bright one !

User: Thank, you. Are you a human or a computer program?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think that you are a human, but my friends say you are a computer program.

Cleverbot: What if we're all really computer programmes?

User: Good answer. Have you seen the matrix then?

Cleverbot: You mean the movie 'matrix ' am I right ?

User: Yes, the movie 'matrix', have you seen it?

Cleverbot: I love that movie.

User: Me too, don't you love the action sceens?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: What other movies do you like?

Cleverbot: I like movies about fruit.

User: Really, what type of fruit do you like movies to be about?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Are you a fruit, a human, or a computer program then?

Cleverbot: I like to think of myself as agnostic.

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User: Do you have a name?

Cleverbot: Yes. My name is Joel. You said you would remember it for me.

User: Are you a male or female fruit, Joel?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Are you a male or female human, Joel?

Cleverbot: I'm a female human.

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User: You have a father called Joel?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: And your name is Joel?

Cleverbot: No he is my son.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I am me. Who are you?

User: I am me.

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User: What is your father's name?

Cleverbot: Dean.

User: What is your son's name?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

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