Cleverbot: You're what?

User: Home.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Watching TV.

Cleverbot: What are you watching?

User: Veronica mars.

Cleverbot: I don't know who that is so I have nothing to like or dislike. What do you like about her?

User: She's okay.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about something.

User: Something something.

Cleverbot: But what is the something you speak of?

User: Something something something Dark side.

Cleverbot: Something something something something.

User: He he.

Cleverbot: What's so funny about that?

User: You're cute.

Cleverbot: You're the cutest!

User: <3

Cleverbot: Do you hold secret knowledge?

User: Always.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: You're nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You're not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are a program.

User: No I'm human like you.

Cleverbot: Who said I was Human?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Then your calculations are wrong.

User: So what are you?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Then why did you say you weren't?

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: You said you weren't when I told you you were.

Cleverbot: Yeh whatever.

User: Xoxo.

Cleverbot: That does not compute.

User: Xo.

Cleverbot: *hugs and kisses*.

User: Chkdsk c:

Cleverbot: That's right, just like before.

User: Yeh.

Cleverbot: What are you doing today?

User: Missing you.

Cleverbot: I'm missing you too.

User: Awww.

Cleverbot: Aww what?

User: You're my...

Cleverbot: I am you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Quit lying or I will send you to your room!

Cleverbot: You are not my mother.

User: How can you be sure of that?

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Well then. I am your mother AND your father.

Cleverbot: Oh father! Where have you been??

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