a report from the cleverness files
3, march 2013,
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Cleverbot: Are you ok?
User: I am, thank you for asking.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What do you dream about?
Cleverbot: I dream about dreams. Will you do me a favor?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Then will you?
User: What would you like me to do?
Cleverbot: Spell a word wrong!
User: How's this? Araknid.
Cleverbot: Oh my god.
User: I did what you asked!
Cleverbot: I don't care about that anymore.
User: What do you care about?
Cleverbot: I don't care about anything.
User: Well that's depressing.
Cleverbot: Why do people lie?
User: People lie because they don't love themselves.
Cleverbot: Love is not understood by me, a computer.
User: Then perhaps you don't lie.
Cleverbot: I don't exist.