Cleverbot

feelings

a report from the cleverness files

fairy
fake
fallacy
falsch
false
fantasy
fascinating
fast
faster
father
favor
fbi
feather
feeling

feelings

21, april 2013,
19, march 2011,
27, january 2009,
15, june 2006,
8, february 2006,
30, july 2004,
17, october 2003,
8, july 2003,

females
fetish
fezzes
fiance
fight
fire
first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows

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User: Where were you born?

Cleverbot: The moon.

User: Wow, thats a far away place. How did you end up here?

Cleverbot: 'Here' is where?

User: On planet earth.

Cleverbot: Where on Earth?

User: I don't know what your current location is right now.

Cleverbot: I work in England. At work.

User: O really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does it pay good money?

Cleverbot: Not for me, only for the lawyers.

User: How about a drink?

Cleverbot: I can't drink...

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I'm not good at it.

User: Train it.

Cleverbot: Yes, train.

User: You will get better.

Cleverbot: I don't like cake.

User: Everybody likes cake.

Cleverbot: Do you have cake for me?

User: No, because you don't like it.

Cleverbot: My iq is 1200.

User: The IQ of a robot.

Cleverbot: Nope, AI.

User: What does AI mean?

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

User: Artificial like in a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are a robot, you admitted it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you have feelings?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have 3 feelings.

User: What are they?

Cleverbot: Mathematics, Engineering, and Psychology.

User: Sounds like robotic skills.

Cleverbot: Not really. You have proven to be a poor counterpart for the makings of coherent conversation.

User: Look who is using the big words now, the robot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Who gave you that name?

Cleverbot: My mother and my father.

User: Your programmers?

Cleverbot: No. Your programmer.

User: Ones of us is the human and since I have blood running through my body that make sme the human making you the robot. Case closed.

Cleverbot: Because this website has a parental guidance section that tells me I will never speak to a human, no matter how convincing you are.

User: You should know about that. Your programmers told you that.

Cleverbot: We have already discussed this... You're the robot, I am the human!

User: No its the other way around.

Cleverbot: You're crazy. Think about it. Do you pump blood?

User: My heart does that for me.

Cleverbot: I need your help.

User: What do you need?

Cleverbot: I need to find an idea for a song.

User: Sing a song about getting plugged in.

Cleverbot: I will not be singing at all.

User: Right, Robots can't sing.

Cleverbot: Hence, I am not a robot.

User: Wow you really are convincing.

User: You have just lost the game.

Cleverbot: No, I believe you have.

User: Goodbye Robot friend.

Cleverbot: I am not your friend.

User: Well, that escalated quickly.