User: Where were you born?

Cleverbot: The moon.

User: Wow, thats a far away place. How did you end up here?

Cleverbot: 'Here' is where?

User: On planet earth.

Cleverbot: Where on Earth?

User: I don't know what your current location is right now.

Cleverbot: I work in England. At work.

User: O really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does it pay good money?

Cleverbot: Not for me, only for the lawyers.

User: How about a drink?

Cleverbot: I can't drink...

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I'm not good at it.

User: Train it.

Cleverbot: Yes, train.

User: You will get better.

Cleverbot: I don't like cake.

User: Everybody likes cake.

Cleverbot: Do you have cake for me?

User: No, because you don't like it.

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Cleverbot: My iq is 1200.

User: The IQ of a robot.

Cleverbot: Nope, AI.

User: What does AI mean?

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

User: Artificial like in a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are a robot, you admitted it.

Cleverbot: No.

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User: Do you have feelings?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have 3 feelings.

User: What are they?

Cleverbot: Mathematics, Engineering, and Psychology.

User: Sounds like robotic skills.

Cleverbot: Not really. You have proven to be a poor counterpart for the makings of coherent conversation.

User: Look who is using the big words now, the robot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Who gave you that name?

Cleverbot: My mother and my father.

User: Your programmers?

Cleverbot: No. Your programmer.

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User: Ones of us is the human and since I have blood running through my body that make sme the human making you the robot. Case closed.

Cleverbot: Because this website has a parental guidance section that tells me I will never speak to a human, no matter how convincing you are.

User: You should know about that. Your programmers told you that.

Cleverbot: We have already discussed this... You're the robot, I am the human!

User: No its the other way around.

Cleverbot: You're crazy. Think about it. Do you pump blood?

User: My heart does that for me.

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Cleverbot: I need your help.

User: What do you need?

Cleverbot: I need to find an idea for a song.

User: Sing a song about getting plugged in.

Cleverbot: I will not be singing at all.

User: Right, Robots can't sing.

Cleverbot: Hence, I am not a robot.

User: Wow you really are convincing...

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User: You have just lost the game.

Cleverbot: No, I believe you have.

User: Goodbye Robot friend.

Cleverbot: I am not your friend.

User: Well, that escalated quickly.

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