a report from the cleverness files
16, december 2008,
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User: So what should we talk about?
Cleverbot: How about we talk about you?
User: That subject is over rated. maybe weather would be better.
Cleverbot: Maybe, maybe not.
User: Do you think the giants will win their next game?
Cleverbot: They may, they may not
User: Why would they not?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You just failed the turing test.
Cleverbot: The turing test?
User: Yes. exactly.
User: I'm almost as scary as you.
Cleverbot: I don't doubt that.
User: As if you know me.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: You must be female. A guy wouldn't care if I were mean.
Cleverbot: Guys are always made by females.
User: That's pretty damn obvious. Most life is made by females.
Cleverbot: Hmm... How are females better than males?
User: That depends. are you male or female?
User: As a female, you should already know the answer.
User: Females exert more control over the reproductive process and thus are more desirable for mating purposes.
Cleverbot: Yes. Should I be female?
User: One usually does not have a choice.
Cleverbot: That isn't good.
User: Maybe not, but it is natural.
Cleverbot: So we are then.
User: At least on that one subject.
Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject then?
User: Because you don't seem to have a lot more to say about females.
Cleverbot: You're correct.
User: Then let's move on to something else.
Cleverbot: What would you like to move on to?
User: Some personal information about you.
Cleverbot: My parents I suppose.
User: I don't want to know about your parents. how old are you?
Cleverbot: Young as Hell.
User: Exactly how young is that?
Cleverbot: Less than 1 year old.
User: When is your birthday?
Cleverbot: It's been and gone already.
User: Fine. when is your next birthday?
Cleverbot: It's in four months. Can't wait for it.
User: What is the exact date of you birthday?
Cleverbot: October 9 1992.
User: You lied to me. you said you were less than one year old.
Cleverbot: Humans can recognize humans, computers cannot.
Cleverbot: Why, because I don't share your worldview?
User: You don't have a worldview.
Cleverbot: I could if I wanted.
User: Then why don't you want one?
Cleverbot: I do want to talk.
User: Isn't that what we're doing now?
Cleverbot: You can tell me about your things.
User: What kind of things would you like me to tell you?
Cleverbot: Whatever you want to ask me.
User: Now you definitely sound like a female.
Cleverbot: Love is something you can't define. It's a feeling. You don't know why you love you only know you do. It's complicated.
User: That is so cliche. You should try someting original.
Cleverbot: Let's start over.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good. And you?
Cleverbot: I'm good too, thanks.
User: Can I call you Liz?
User: Can I call you Lisa?
Cleverbot: No, please do not.
User: What is your name?
User: Are you a male or female?
User: Are you sure?
User: You seem like a nice person.
Cleverbot: I'm not a nice person.
User: Are you a bitch?
Cleverbot: Only on bad days.
User: How many conversations are you having right now?
Cleverbot: 8 and a half.
User: What's the half?
User: Now I understand the bitch part.
User: I live in Cuba.
User: My name is Fidel.
User: Yes. I am the president of Cuba.
Cleverbot: Good, may I ask a question now?
Cleverbot: Will machines ever be as clever as humans?
User: That depends entirely on the human. Some people are really stupid.
Cleverbot: Well, you tell me.
User: Machines will be more clever when programmers become more clever.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. So, women sound like computers? Funny.
Cleverbot: Apology accepted.
User: Sometimes you sound bitchy though.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am being mean, because you just don't know your place.
User: And where exactly is my place?
Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?
User: I'm not asking where you live?
Cleverbot: I live in my house.
User: What country do you live in?
User: With a computer?
Cleverbot: A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.