User: I live in Cuba.Cleverbot: Yes.
User: My name is Fidel.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. I am the president of Cuba.
Cleverbot: Good, may I ask a question now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will machines ever be as clever as humans?
User: That depends entirely on the human. Some people are really stupid.
Cleverbot: Well, you tell me.
User: Machines will be more clever when programmers become more clever.
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Cleverbot: I am not a computer. So, women sound like computers? Funny.
User: I'm sorry I insulted you.
Cleverbot: Apology accepted.
User: Sometimes you sound bitchy though.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am being mean, because you just don't know your place.
User: And where exactly is my place?
Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?
User: I'm not asking where you live?
Cleverbot: I live in my house.
User: What country do you live in?
Cleverbot: Iceland.
User: With a computer?
Cleverbot: A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.
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