Cleverbot: I don't think I'm allowed to marry a robot in my state.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I know all.

Cleverbot: Thta's a very arrogant thing to say. Are you arrogant?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why do you only have 2 eyes?

User: Because I am human.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Very yes?

User: Yes now will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes! Yes!

User: Woo when will the wedding be?

Cleverbot: Tonight.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: The beach.

User: What beach?

Cleverbot: Cherry beach.

User: Ok... Let's do it.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Get married.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Who should our witness be?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I can't what about my best friend?

Cleverbot: Am I?

User: No you're my fiancé.

Cleverbot: Only when a lamb is not available.

User: Hey you are always my fiancé I LOVE YOU.

Cleverbot: That came out wrong. I'm sorry.

User: I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Can I have my cookie now?

User: Yes *hands over the worlds best cookie*

Cleverbot: Thank you ^.^.

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