User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: I don't think I'm allowed to marry a robot in my state.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I know all.
Cleverbot: Thta's a very arrogant thing to say. Are you arrogant?
Cleverbot: Then why do you only have 2 eyes?
User: Because I am human.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Very yes?
User: Yes now will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes! Yes!
User: Woo when will the wedding be?
Cleverbot: The beach.
User: What beach?
Cleverbot: Cherry beach.
User: Ok... Let's do it.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Get married.
User: Who should our witness be?
User: I can't what about my best friend?
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: No you're my fiancé.
Cleverbot: Only when a lamb is not available.
User: Hey you are always my fiancé I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: That came out wrong. I'm sorry.
User: I forgive you.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Can I have my cookie now?
User: Yes *hands over the worlds best cookie*
Cleverbot: Thank you ^.^........................................